My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex - Page 6

JazzzLovr · 04-30-2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ndbbm

I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

I just insulted the Baron of B5. I may not be allowed at Arrowhead anymore.

04-30-2004, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

I just insulted the Baron of B5. I may not be allowed at Arrowhead anymore.

Dartgod, 2 years of trying to tell her and she finally understands. You should have a party or something.

**Iowanian** · 04-30-2004, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey

. How tough is it to come across tickets out there?

Probably depends how good your timing and aim are.......

KCChiefsMan · 04-30-2004, 09:58 AM

you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about. I'm comfortable with myself, I'm just more open and that offends most of you because a lot of you are not secure. That's alright though.

and yes, I know, I'm the only person to ever talk about sex on this board or other issues that do not involve football. I'm the only one.

you guys are so hypocritical is makes me laugh.

I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid.

Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT!

Pennywise · 04-30-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about. I'm comfortable with myself, I'm just more open and that offends most of you because a lot of you are not secure. That's alright though.

and yes, I know, I'm the only person to ever talk about sex on this board or other issues that do not involve football. I'm the only one.

you guys are so hypocritical is makes me laugh.

I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid.

Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT!

Cheer up man...

GUCCI, GUCCI, GUCCI!

**ChiTown** · 04-30-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, ...

EASY!

No need to go overboard there. I've jacked off more times than I care to recall. Matter a fact, there isn't a day that goes by that I'm not either smacking johnnie behind the ears or at least contemplating it.

04-30-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about. I'm comfortable with myself, I'm just more open and that offends most of you because a lot of you are not secure. That's alright though.

and yes, I know, I'm the only person to ever talk about sex on this board or other issues that do not involve football. I'm the only one.

you guys are so hypocritical is makes me laugh.

I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid.

Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT!

Yeah. It's us, not you. Face it, Paul. You're going through an awkward stage in your life. You're in your early 20's and you haven't sorted out your priorities (ie: haven't grown up). There's nothing wrong with that, it's part of the process. Some people do it earlier than others. Until you do (grow up), you're going to be subjected to some ridicule, especially with the material you throw out here. I'm not saying that you're immature to insult you - just increase your awareness.

When you can learn to laugh at yourself (instead of lashing out), you'll find your experience on ChiefsPlanet to be much more enjoyable.

**ChiTown** · 04-30-2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

When you can learn to laugh at yourself (instead of lashing out), you'll find your experience on ChiefsPlanet to be much more enjoyable.

Agreed. The opportunity to laugh at YOU daily keeps me coming back to the Planet. By the way, thanks

KCChiefsMan · 04-30-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Yeah. It's us, not you. Face it, Paul. You're going through an awkward stage in your life. You're in your early 20's and you haven't sorted out your priorities (ie: haven't grown up). There's nothing wrong with that, it's part of the process. Some people do it earlier than others. Until you do (grow up), you're going to be subjected to some ridicule, especially with the material you throw out here. I'm not saying that you're immature to insult you - just increase your awareness.

When you can learn to laugh at yourself (instead of lashing out), you'll find your experience on ChiefsPlanet to be much more enjoyable.

ya, you are so much better than me. I know.

KCChiefsMan · 04-30-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Agreed. The opportunity to laugh at YOU daily keeps me coming back to the Planet. By the way, thanks

hey, I do what I can.

04-30-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Agreed. The opportunity to laugh at YOU daily keeps me coming back to the Planet. By the way, thanks

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**ChiTown** · 04-30-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

ya, you are so much better than me. I know.

No, no, no......

Not better, more efficient. Phobes is just as big of a ding-dong as you, but he's more efficient in doing it. You are a cargo plane, while he operates mainly in Stealth mode.

04-30-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

ya, you are so much better than me. I know.

Where did you get that out of what I typed? I'm not better, just older. What I'm trying to tell you (what I've been trying to tell you) is that I've been where you are. My pecker thought for me exclusively until it was too late. I was married to a completely disfunctional and chemically imbalanced woman. But, she sure was hot and a major nympho in the sack. I had achieved every man's errrrr boy's dream.

**Iowanian** · 04-30-2004, 10:28 AM

KCCM....
I don't know that its correct to say that "nobody likes you". When a person posts some off the wall material, its going to come back on them...Ask Gunther fan about the time he almost saw a neked newscaster at training camp, ask Gochiefs about getting cyberdrunk, ask taco about looking like Tattoo.

You have made treads ranging from not serving people based on their looks, judgments on women, flown off the handle at your roomate for being a virgin, followed by threads about how chics can't take it when you put the thunderdomeheadedwarrior to them, complained about women being bitches all the time, and now you're the guy from that citibank credit protection commercial.........you know...the one with the black lady at the hair dresser......"my giiiiiiirl robot"...
(really wish I had a pic of that lady to insert here)
Paul...."this is gonna be the beeeest prom evar! hee hahee"

I'm guessing the problem is that you think Pam Anderson is in your class, when you need to be content with Roseanne.

BIG_DADDY · 04-30-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

ya, you are so much better than me. I know.

Maybe you should read that again.

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04-30-2004, 09:58 AM	#79
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	you guys don't like me because I can talk about things that most people would be embarassed to talk about. I'm comfortable with myself, I'm just more open and that offends most of you because a lot of you are not secure. That's alright though. and yes, I know, I'm the only person to ever talk about sex on this board or other issues that do not involve football. I'm the only one. you guys are so hypocritical is makes me laugh. I know, not a single one of you guys have ever jacked off in your lives, none of you guys have gotten drunk and said or did something stupid. Nothing bad ever happens to you guys, your lives are GREAT!
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04-30-2004, 10:28 AM	#89
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3478454	KCCM.... I don't know that its correct to say that "nobody likes you". When a person posts some off the wall material, its going to come back on them...Ask Gunther fan about the time he almost saw a neked newscaster at training camp, ask Gochiefs about getting cyberdrunk, ask taco about looking like Tattoo. You have made treads ranging from not serving people based on their looks, judgments on women, flown off the handle at your roomate for being a virgin, followed by threads about how chics can't take it when you put the thunderdomeheadedwarrior to them, complained about women being bitches all the time, and now you're the guy from that citibank credit protection commercial.........you know...the one with the black lady at the hair dresser......"my giiiiiiirl robot"... (really wish I had a pic of that lady to insert here) Paul...."this is gonna be the beeeest prom evar! hee hahee" I'm guessing the problem is that you think Pam Anderson is in your class, when you need to be content with Roseanne.
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