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02-23-2004, 11:50 AM | #76 |
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Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.
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02-23-2004, 11:51 AM | #77 | |
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02-23-2004, 11:52 AM | #78 | |
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02-23-2004, 11:55 AM | #79 | |
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02-23-2004, 12:01 PM | #80 | |
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02-23-2004, 12:38 PM | #81 |
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Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom?
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02-23-2004, 12:45 PM | #82 |
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The best way to test for std's
Hit your penis with a hammer. If it doesn't hurt, you've got a std. If it does hurt, you have another problem altogether. Good luck!
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02-23-2004, 01:22 PM | #83 |
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There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice.
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02-23-2004, 01:27 PM | #84 | |
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02-23-2004, 01:31 PM | #85 | |
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02-23-2004, 01:35 PM | #86 |
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I wouldn't worry 'bout it...
Cosmic shamefully has only used a condom once, and Cosmic has been with quite a few women. I do not have any disease, nor have I impregnated anyone. I do make sure the gal I'm with has full comprehension of the alphabet, spends 90% of her money and time at The Gap, has at least completed the fourth grade, and has plenty of sisters and friends who like to watch. She must also be very good with her hands and likens to scream like a baboon falling out of a tree. If the gal meets all of these criterias, it's a safe bet Cosmic doesn't need a condom, but a full bottle of tequila and some jello.
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02-23-2004, 01:53 PM | #90 |
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Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now?
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