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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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#77 |
Mammoth penis
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Springfield
Casino cash: $7284386
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My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.
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#78 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: floating in a tin can
Casino cash: $605199
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I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop. Regularly.
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#79 |
Escalades
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
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#80 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North
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Low flush toilets are the DEBIL!
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#81 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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Touching cotton.
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#82 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $8328275
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Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.
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#83 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: L.A.
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#85 |
This is the way
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
Casino cash: $9975673
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Every weekday morning, I alternate oatmeal and yogurt with granola mixed in. I poop with a smile on my face.
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#86 |
TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
Casino cash: $488468
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I just went. It was pretty solid.
I'm not sure anyone other than my Mother when I was a child has inquired about my pooping efficiency. Thanks for caring, SR. |
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#87 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-80000
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I've been pooping at work a lot lately. There's something very satisfying about being paid to poop.
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#88 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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I used to have myself trained to do it when I got to work and then right before I left for the day
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#89 |
The Collective Unconscious
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
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I was glad to find this thread today. I've had three days in a row of no wipers in the morning and after lunch. I feel like I've lost ten pounds. Go ME!!
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#90 |
Yum! Buc Marshmellows!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
Casino cash: $2219963
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Let's ask the 16 year old Patriot's ball boy this question!
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