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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 08:01 AM | #77 |
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04-29-2021, 08:07 AM | #79 |
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04-29-2021, 08:08 AM | #80 |
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Meh, giving yourself too much credit. Nobody gives a shit why someone leaves CP forever. I mean, it's a message board, and having not met you in person, my guess is 95 percent of us could give two shits why you are leaving. With that said.......Well, Bye
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04-29-2021, 08:09 AM | #82 |
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Hi, I'm Donger. I don't believe that we've ever interfaced. It's nice to e-meet you!
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I would leave the CP too, but then what the **** would I do at work?
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04-29-2021, 08:11 AM | #86 |
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Yes.
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04-29-2021, 08:13 AM | #87 |
Stay down bitch!
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Pat we were always on the opposite sides of the fence politically but you could always tell when I was ****ing around and being sarcastic whereas others would get pissed at me. Sorry we never got to the bottom of why Ron Paul deceived and BEP believed but maybe some stones are better left unturned.
If we’re going off conspiracies and unsubstantiated rumors, let me be the first to suggest that our former Vice President is having some form of organ failure and you selflessly volunteered yourself as a donor. Godspeed!
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I see. Sorry, but it must have been very unmemorable.
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