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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:55 AM   #8896
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You have actually tried this?

I tend to think it would completely turn her off, especially if it's a first meeting.

I don't even bring up sex. Most girls assume guys are trying to ****. I mean, come on.
Well, don't just bring it up out of the blue.

Her: I have a dog named Bear, and I love taking him for jogs in the park.
You: I have a large cock.

Not gonna work.

If it is brought up, whether she acts on it or not, she will at least be curious.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:56 AM   #8897
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Well, don't just bring it up out of the blue.

Her: I have a dog named Bear, and I love taking him for jogs in the park.
You: I have a large cock.

Not gonna work.

If it is brought up, whether she acts on it or not, she will at least be curious.
I think I'd rather surprise her.

I find discussing sex with someone I just met to be rather distasteful. And weird.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:57 AM   #8898
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Well, don't just bring it up out of the blue.

Her: I have a dog named Bear, and I love taking him for jogs in the park.
You: I have a large cock.

Not gonna work.

If it is brought up, whether she acts on it or not, she will at least be curious.
Bingo.

Which is why I said don't ****ing say that if you are lying because then she'll just laugh at you for being a loser.

Simply put if you use lifestyles condoms...don't ever say it, that is far and away the smallest shittiest condom ever.

If you have to use a magnum then it's fair game to say it.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:58 AM   #8899
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LOL, if you really have erection problems at this age I feel really really bad for you, you're going to need medication at 35.

And no I'm not shitting you, talk to a girl for a bit let her get to know you, subtly mention that you are large. She'll be interested to know if you are being honest or not, if you are...well then you're in, just like that.

Now I wouldn't advise that if you want a meaningful relationship or if your cock actually isn't big.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:00 AM   #8900
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It's better to be thick than long...ask Luv she'll tell ya.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:00 AM   #8901
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:02 AM   #8902
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LOL, this isn't even THAT bad.

You know what the worst part of sex is?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:02 AM   #8903
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I think I'd rather surprise her.

I find discussing sex with someone I just met to be rather distasteful. And weird.
I thought the point in talking to them was to ultimately get distasteful and weird....lol.

It doesn't have to be in a sex talk. Even if you say it jokingly in some warped conversation you may be having, she'll still wonder.

Kudos to you though. Instant turn off, for me anyway, in "chatting" with someone is when they bring up sex in the first conversation. Even if that's the ultimate goal for both parties. I may be weird though. I know what I prefer, which may not be what others prefer or like.

Is it really after 1AM? WTF?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:03 AM   #8904
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I thought the point in talking to them was to ultimately get distasteful and weird....lol.
That should come later. Much later. After you actually know the person. Preferably right before you're going to have sex.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:03 AM   #8905
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LOL, this isn't even THAT bad.

You know what the worst part of sex is?
I would love to hear this from a guy's perspective.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:04 AM   #8906
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I thought the point in talking to them was to ultimately get distasteful and weird....lol.

It doesn't have to be in a sex talk. Even if you say it jokingly in some warped conversation you may be having, she'll still wonder.

Kudos to you though. Instant turn off, for me anyway, in "chatting" with someone is when they bring up sex in the first conversation. Even if that's the ultimate goal for both parties. I may be weird though. I know what I prefer, which may not be what others prefer or like.

Is it really after 1AM? WTF?
You have to know the convo, I would never readily bring up sex to someone I just started talking with unless they went there first.

85% of this game is perception and the ability to read people, I hope everyone realizes I didn't say you should just walk up and go "yo I got a big cock!"
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:06 AM   #8907
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I would love to hear this from a guy's perspective.
For me personally?

Ok I don't have kids and don't desire to have kids, which means I have to use condoms which I don't like and I'm going to tell you why...it's bad for me yet good for the girl I guess.

It takes ****ing FOREVER, I've had girls go "ok man you gotta stop I need a break"

I'd like to get done and not take 3 hours.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:06 AM   #8908
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You have to know the convo, I would never readily bring up sex to someone I just started talking with unless they went there first.

85% of this game is perception and the ability to read people, I hope everyone realizes I didn't say you should just walk up and go "yo I got a big cock!"
You'd be surprised.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:08 AM   #8909
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For me personally?

Ok I don't have kids and don't desire to have kids, which means I have to use condoms which I don't like and I'm going to tell you why...it's bad for me yet good for the girl I guess.

It takes ****ing FOREVER, I've had girls go "ok man you gotta stop I need a break"

I'd like to get done and not take 3 hours.


THe worse for me personally, is when they don't last long enough and leave you wanting.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:09 AM   #8910
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THe worse for me personally, is when they don't last long enough and leave you wanting.
You need to hook up with Mecca then. I heard he can last forever.
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