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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Her: I have a dog named Bear, and I love taking him for jogs in the park. You: I have a large cock. Not gonna work. If it is brought up, whether she acts on it or not, she will at least be curious. |
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I find discussing sex with someone I just met to be rather distasteful. And weird.
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Which is why I said don't ****ing say that if you are lying because then she'll just laugh at you for being a loser. Simply put if you use lifestyles condoms...don't ever say it, that is far and away the smallest shittiest condom ever. If you have to use a magnum then it's fair game to say it. |
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Christ, this is really getting dirty.
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LOL, this isn't even THAT bad.
You know what the worst part of sex is? |
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It doesn't have to be in a sex talk. Even if you say it jokingly in some warped conversation you may be having, she'll still wonder. Kudos to you though. Instant turn off, for me anyway, in "chatting" with someone is when they bring up sex in the first conversation. Even if that's the ultimate goal for both parties. I may be weird though. I know what I prefer, which may not be what others prefer or like. Is it really after 1AM? WTF? |
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That should come later. Much later. After you actually know the person. Preferably right before you're going to have sex.
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85% of this game is perception and the ability to read people, I hope everyone realizes I didn't say you should just walk up and go "yo I got a big cock!" |
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For me personally?
Ok I don't have kids and don't desire to have kids, which means I have to use condoms which I don't like and I'm going to tell you why...it's bad for me yet good for the girl I guess. It takes ****ing FOREVER, I've had girls go "ok man you gotta stop I need a break" I'd like to get done and not take 3 hours. |
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![]() THe worse for me personally, is when they don't last long enough and leave you wanting. |
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You need to hook up with Mecca then. I heard he can last forever.
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