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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-30-2021, 10:25 PM | #871 |
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your mom makes it from being a whore
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04-30-2021, 10:26 PM | #872 |
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Whatever happened to Mellencamp?
Hope he didnt become WOKE
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04-30-2021, 10:26 PM | #873 |
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oh also.im ****ing gonna be here when this shit hots 1000 mother****ers
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04-30-2021, 10:28 PM | #874 |
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Condolences on the hot shits.
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Made a lot of shitty music and folded into the grey. Liberal mother****er but love him just the same.
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04-30-2021, 10:35 PM | #876 |
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Tonight
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We
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Ride
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chiefs will
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who here is drunk
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04-30-2021, 10:37 PM | #881 |
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I stoned
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And loving it Jerry
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thats Acapulco gold jerry
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04-30-2021, 10:41 PM | #884 |
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Move this shit to DC. The OP hasn't posted about the Chiefs in like 20 years.
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04-30-2021, 10:47 PM | #885 |
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Sure.
After 115 more posts
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