I have a date. - Page 58

**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

HolmeZz · 07-23-2007, 08:04 PM

She's not stalking you. You're the one posting her pictures on a football message board.

**Easy 6** · 07-23-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail

I can't quite tell. She's using tricky angles.

Ethnicity: N/A
Height: 5' 2" (1.57m).
Looking For: N/A
Smokes: No
Drinks: Sometimes
Drugs: Never
Religion: Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign: Leo
and it's fun to think about
Education: Graduated from college/university
Job: Other
Income: $0-$20,000
Kids: Dislikes children
Pets: Owns cats
Languages: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Tricky angles, tricky shmangles...she's cute.

**2112** · 07-23-2007, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost in the Mail

Don't feel bad, Bill. I'm sure there's someone out there for you.

You better worry about yourself, boy.

Demonpenz · 07-23-2007, 08:10 PM

she doesn't make over 20 grand?

Valiant · 07-23-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

she doesn't make over 20 grand?

That and she dislikes children, so Gochiefs is ****ed...

Hammock Parties · 07-23-2007, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

Gochiefs is ****ed...

Finally...

PinkFloyd · 07-23-2007, 08:32 PM

She's 14 and recieves child support from her father...

Simplex3 · 07-23-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free

Man...just be careful luv, i know that exceptions exist, but there are an awful lot of horror stories out there.

"He travels a lot" throws up 101 red flags.

Welcome to several weeks ago.

Simplex3 · 07-23-2007, 09:02 PM

Goatcheeze, I'd say go for it.

greg63 · 07-23-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Goatcheeze, I'd say go for it.

Never thought I'd see the term "Goatcheeze" and the phrase "go for it" in the same sentence. LOL!

Simplex3 · 07-23-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63

Never thought I'd see the term "Goatcheeze" and the phrase "go for it" in the same sentence. LOL!

I'm just setting him up for failure so I can mock him later.

**TinyEvel** · 07-23-2007, 11:19 PM

THis is turning into a really good thread. If GoChiefs throws his hat into the ring it could be like a drag race between a Yugo and A Honda 50.

Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings".

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Direckshun · 07-23-2007, 11:27 PM

Welcome back to the wagon, Evel.

Went on a date myself tonight. A short first date, coffee shop.

Was decent, but as usual she was shy at first so I may have overcompensated my personality to make conversation move. Definite follow-up call, probably second date, not much else on the horizon.

**TinyEvel** · 07-23-2007, 11:29 PM

Nice, good luck. Just don't pull a "Swingers" on the phone call if it goes to message.

BTW> I am the dead rat smashed under the wheel of the wagon. I will be back on Aug 02.

Direckshun · 07-23-2007, 11:32 PM

Well we texted after the date. I sent my usual gratitude + compliment, and she sent me back this:

"Thank u 4 the coffee. I had a good time."

So... I consider that a minimal compliment. Tells me the date wasn't a smashing success but it warrants a second outing.

06-22-2007, 07:09 PM
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-380000	I have a date. I guess this will be the **Official TMI Thread** Last edited by luv; 03-08-2010 at 01:24 AM..
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07-23-2007, 08:04 PM	#856
HolmeZz i guess its bittersweet poetry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NeW HaVeN, CT Casino cash: $10004900	She's not stalking you. You're the one posting her pictures on a football message board.
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07-23-2007, 08:10 PM	#859
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $1406136	she doesn't make over 20 grand? __________________
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07-23-2007, 08:32 PM	#862
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri Casino cash: $10003795	She's 14 and recieves child support from her father... __________________ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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07-23-2007, 09:02 PM	#864
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Goatcheeze, I'd say go for it.
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07-23-2007, 11:19 PM	#867
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $3729601	THis is turning into a really good thread. If GoChiefs throws his hat into the ring it could be like a drag race between a Yugo and A Honda 50. Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. QUIT BEING A FUGGIN INTERNET SIDESHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 1 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GODDAM!@!!!!!!! have some self respect!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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07-23-2007, 11:27 PM	#868
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $3223447	Welcome back to the wagon, Evel. Went on a date myself tonight. A short first date, coffee shop. Was decent, but as usual she was shy at first so I may have overcompensated my personality to make conversation move. Definite follow-up call, probably second date, not much else on the horizon.
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07-23-2007, 11:29 PM	#869
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $3729601	Nice, good luck. Just don't pull a "Swingers" on the phone call if it goes to message. BTW> I am the dead rat smashed under the wheel of the wagon. I will be back on Aug 02.
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07-23-2007, 11:32 PM	#870
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $3223447	Well we texted after the date. I sent my usual gratitude + compliment, and she sent me back this: "Thank u 4 the coffee. I had a good time." So... I consider that a minimal compliment. Tells me the date wasn't a smashing success but it warrants a second outing.
Posts: 59,570