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12-02-2009, 05:45 PM | #8656 |
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Popscicles sticks and duct tape. Make a splint.
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12-02-2009, 05:46 PM | #8657 |
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I dated a woman briefly back in July. We had sex once. I went down on her. She never touched my shit once. I don't like that.
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12-02-2009, 05:53 PM | #8658 |
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Well, good.
Considering we had to watch porn to get it up maybe she just wasn't that hot. Time to raise my standards.
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12-02-2009, 05:57 PM | #8659 |
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12-02-2009, 05:59 PM | #8660 |
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12-02-2009, 06:00 PM | #8661 |
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Yea thats the problem, your standards are too low.
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12-02-2009, 06:50 PM | #8662 |
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12-02-2009, 06:54 PM | #8663 |
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12-02-2009, 07:01 PM | #8664 |
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I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
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12-02-2009, 07:05 PM | #8665 |
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He just needs to stop trying to tap strange all the time, get comfortable with a good woman and get in a relationship. He's getting limp dick because he has no relationship with these women whatsoever.
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12-02-2009, 07:05 PM | #8666 |
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12-02-2009, 07:06 PM | #8667 |
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12-02-2009, 07:06 PM | #8668 |
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12-02-2009, 07:07 PM | #8669 |
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Dude, THOUSANDS of people across America tap strange ass every night and don't have issues. Why not me? There's something SERIOUSLY ****ed up in my head.
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12-02-2009, 07:09 PM | #8670 |
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