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Wow. I think she's in love.
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Fraid not. She wrote me 400 words.
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Hahahahahaha.
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So, it's 3 AM, this girl on facebook tells me to come over. I'm like, yeah, right, stop teasing. She's like no, really, come over. This is the same girl who was telling me to come over the night before, but ignored me after I said, "yeah, right, you're just teasing me." She gives me directions to her apartment, her phone number, and tells me to call when I get there. I text her when I leave.
So, I shave my balls, put on my dashing Indiana Jones jacket (Raiders of the Lost Ark style), and drive my dick 30 minutes southwest. I get there with no problems, park at a CVS and call her up. No answer. I leave a message and tell her to call me back. I wait 15 goddamn minutes like a pathetic bitch, call one more time, and hang up when it goes to voicemail again. Angry, pissed off, and ready to consume an entire AI Thick and Hearty Burger PLUS a large order of onion rings from Whataburger, I drive another 30 minutes home. WHAT THE **** WAS THAT SHIT? This burger is good, though. How should I punish this bitch? Anal?
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LOL
She just sent me 900 words. Bitch is crazy in love with e-Me.
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Sonofabitch. I went limp again.
My head's not in a good place right now. Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.
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Ah, this was a different girl. But yes.
Today was disappointing enough of an experience that if I attempt to nail the hotter broad this weekend, I'm going in with a "YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY OR IMPOTENT" mindset. I'm worried and a little depressed. Something is ****ed up upstairs.
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The place of heterosexuality, huh? It sucks to be you...
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I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down.......
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