I have a date. - Page 564

**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2009, 09:25 PM

Well, this is fun. Nothing like talking to a former escort, who apparently wants to shag your brains out. I know, I know, it's likely a ruse and she'll probably make me pay. We'll see.

Quote:

(7:58:26 pm)HOT STUD:an escort huh?

(7:58:42 pm)jezebel:No hellos anymore?

(7:58:57 pm)HOT STUD:i winked at you a half hour ago lol

(7:59:11 pm)jezebel:hm...
(7:59:12 pm)jezebel:still

(7:59:23 pm)HOT STUD:ok then
(7:59:30 pm)HOT STUD:hi

(8:00:40 pm)jezebel:what's up?

(8:00:56 pm)HOT STUD:nothing...just another lonely friday lol

(8:01:27 pm)jezebel:yeah, happens to the best of us

(8:02:02 pm)HOT STUD:you weren't kidding about your legs, BTW

(8:02:18 pm)jezebel:haha
(8:02:20 pm)jezebel:too cute
(8:02:21 pm)jezebel:thanks

(8:02:44 pm)HOT STUD:so you are jezebel?

(8:03:24 pm)jezebel:i am

(8:03:33 pm)HOT STUD:and why are you are great?
(8:03:40 pm)HOT STUD:oops...an extra "area"
(8:03:46 pm)HOT STUD:argh! i am full of typos

(8:04:04 pm)jezebel:just a happy day with good weather

(8:04:21 pm)HOT STUD:no, why are YOU great

(8:05:16 pm)jezebel:i'm great because of that
(8:05:20 pm)jezebel:sunshine makes me happy

(8:05:49 pm)HOT STUD:lol...how simple
(8:05:59 pm)HOT STUD:so what was it like being an escort?

(8:07:50 pm)jezebel:i liked it a lot for a long time

(8:08:03 pm)HOT STUD:and then...

(8:08:53 pm)jezebel:then love happened at the same time i got involved with a company. well, that love no longer is, but i am still co-owner of that company

(8:09:11 pm)HOT STUD:so you like younger guys i take it?

(8:09:45 pm)jezebel:i'm perfectly open to the grasshoppers

(8:10:05 pm)HOT STUD:lol
(8:11:10 pm)HOT STUD:so what would you say to hanging out sometime

(8:11:34 pm)jezebel:tell me a bit about you
(8:11:40 pm)jezebel:what;s your idea of hanging out?

(8:11:50 pm)HOT STUD:getting coffee and talking?

(8:12:21 pm)jezebel:that would be fun

(8:12:41 pm)HOT STUD:where do you live, jezebel?

(8:12:58 pm)jezebel:heights

(8:13:53 pm)HOT STUD:ever come up to spring?

(8:16:19 pm)jezebel:never had a reason to

(8:16:45 pm)HOT STUD:hmmm...what about me?

(8:17:11 pm)jezebel:we don't know yet. i will probably play it lazy and have you drive to downtown or so

(8:18:00 pm)HOT STUD:i'll meet in the middle

(8:19:12 pm)jezebel:what do you do?

(8:19:47 pm)HOT STUD:editing/writing

(8:20:12 pm)jezebel:come on, be more specific

(8:20:22 pm)HOT STUD:i write and edit for a magazine

(8:21:53 pm)jezebel:so you got to be a smart guy

(8:22:03 pm)HOT STUD:i like to think so lol

(8:22:46 pm)jezebel:i like brains

(8:23:12 pm)HOT STUD:I'm no dummy

(8:23:47 pm)jezebel:you also have a nice athletic frame

(8:23:57 pm)HOT STUD:thanks
(8:24:04 pm)HOT STUD:i try
(8:24:08 pm)HOT STUD: i used to be fat

(8:27:30 pm)jezebel:you look good now

(8:28:38 pm)HOT STUD:i think i like you best with curly hair...

(8:29:18 pm)jezebel:aw... thanks.
(8:29:20 pm)jezebel:but
(8:29:27 pm)jezebel:i am without curly hair now
(8:29:33 pm)jezebel:and have been for 2 years now

(8:29:42 pm)HOT STUD:lol...that's OK
(8:30:05 pm)HOT STUD:what is your 5) *secret*

(8:31:31 pm)jezebel:hmm...
(8:31:36 pm)jezebel:i can't tell that yet

(8:32:42 pm)HOT STUD:hmmm...i have a dark secret too....

(8:33:27 pm)jezebel:we all have

(8:35:48 pm)HOT STUD:how mysterious

(8:38:22 pm)jezebel:my secret is that once in a great while, i still do the escort thing. one weekend a year, that's it

(8:38:48 pm)HOT STUD:that's kinda hot

(8:39:28 pm)jezebel:it's a nice way to get away from reality once in a while

(8:42:39 pm)HOT STUD:do you have escort friends?

(8:43:47 pm)jezebel:i'm friends with a few of the really important escort business people
(8:43:52 pm)jezebel:is that what you mean?

(8:44:02 pm)HOT STUD:no, like other girls
(8:44:15 pm)HOT STUD:girls you used to know etc

(8:44:29 pm)jezebel:ah... a few from back then. none in houston
(8:47:02 pm)jezebel:one is married to a politician in greece now.

(8:47:10 pm)HOT STUD:lol...awesome

(8:48:29 pm)jezebel:i know
(8:48:31 pm)jezebel:funny

(8:48:58 pm)HOT STUD:yeah i was just thinking that wouldn't fly in the US

(8:49:13 pm)jezebel:you are so wrong.

(8:49:18 pm)HOT STUD:yeah?
(8:49:25 pm)HOT STUD:you'd have to keep it a secret

(8:49:46 pm)jezebel:one of the girls i used to work with is now the wife of a young congressman in DC
(8:49:52 pm)jezebel:no kidding

(8:49:54 pm)HOT STUD:lol
(8:50:00 pm)HOT STUD:i love politics

(8:50:12 pm)jezebel:i hate it
(8:50:16 pm)jezebel:the guys pay well though
(8:53:41 pm)jezebel:ever been with an escort?

(8:53:52 pm)HOT STUD:nope
(8:54:37 pm)HOT STUD aying for it isnt my style
(8:54:40 pm)HOT STUD:i want to be wanted

(8:54:56 pm)jezebel:that's a good point

(9:04:05 pm)HOT STUD:decide where you want to meet...

(9:04:57 pm)jezebel:well, what are you looking for? be honest

(9:05:21 pm)HOT STUD:a girlfriend

(9:05:45 pm)jezebel:do you think i am gf material for you?

(9:06:17 pm)HOT STUD:why else would you be talking to me?

(9:09:34 pm)jezebel:you may just look for a lay

(9:10:10 pm)HOT STUD:if that was all i was looking for i would have done more than compliment you on your legs

(9:10:44 pm)jezebel:true

(9:12:17 pm)HOT STUD:but clearly I am attracted to you...i mean...you're not stupid...look at yourself

(9:13:17 pm)jezebel:are you saying you like a sporty tall blonde with 34c, long legs, flat stomach, and amazing sex skills?

(9:13:33 pm)HOT STUD:depends on the mood I'm in
(9:22:38 pm)HOT STUD:but generally, yes, my tongue hits the floor

(9:22:57 pm)jezebel:haha
(9:23:01 pm)jezebel:you're sweet

(9:23:18 pm)HOT STUD:you're saucy
(9:24:24 pm)HOT STUD:how many guys have filled up your inbox with "LET'S SHAG" e-mails?

(9:24:32 pm)jezebel:just 4
(9:24:36 pm)jezebel:i'm stunned actually

(9:24:40 pm)HOT STUD:i guess you've only been on here a few hrs

(9:25:01 pm)jezebel:yeah

(9:25:16 pm)HOT STUD:can I see them?

(9:25:39 pm)jezebel:them?

(9:25:46 pm)HOT STUD:the 4 guys

(9:26:32 pm)jezebel:nah... i don't diss people

(9:26:45 pm)HOT STUD:booooo
(9:27:06 pm)HOT STUD:any of them hot?

(9:27:44 pm)jezebel:one is. the other are below average

(9:27:53 pm)HOT STUD:show me the stud

(9:29:00 pm)jezebel:sorry. i wont

(9:29:07 pm)HOT STUD:no fun...

(9:36:10 pm)jezebel:i know
(9:36:16 pm)jezebel:i used to be unlimited fun

(9:36:24 pm)HOT STUD:i bet you are more fun offline

(9:36:49 pm)jezebel:why do you say that?

(9:37:15 pm)HOT STUD:because right now I'm a little bored

(9:37:37 pm)jezebel:you'd never be bored with me

(9:37:56 pm)HOT STUD:yup, you're a work of art

(9:38:56 pm)jezebel:you think i am that hot?

(9:39:17 pm)HOT STUD:the red dress pic is pretty amazing

(9:39:57 pm)jezebel:tell me what you like about it

(9:40:20 pm)HOT STUD:the dress is cut just right...not too short, not too long
(9:40:44 pm)HOT STUD:it shows off your shoulders and chest nicely
(9:41:22 pm)HOT STUD:i keep waiting for you to turn around though

(9:41:29 pm)jezebel:i wore no underwear

(9:41:39 pm)HOT STUD:lol, how wonderful

(9:42:00 pm)jezebel:let me upload the pic where i turn around in that dress

(9:42:18 pm)HOT STUD:awesome

(9:43:09 pm)jezebel:done

(9:43:26 pm)HOT STUD:mmmmm...nice
(9:43:34 pm)HOT STUD:i wish you'd smile, though

(9:43:51 pm)jezebel:the guy taking the pictures was naked then

(9:43:55 pm)HOT STUD:lol
(9:44:06 pm)HOT STUD:you let them take pictures eh

(9:44:50 pm)jezebel:if you have a 9inch penis, millions on your bank account, and are devilish gorgeous... you can do anything

(9:44:58 pm)HOT STUD:lmao...
(9:45:13 pm)HOT STUD:some women can't handle 9 inches so I would disagree

(9:45:39 pm)jezebel:i "dated" him for a few months

(9:45:44 pm)HOT STUD:lol

(9:50:19 pm)jezebel:thinking about all that stuff makes horny ...gosh

(9:50:36 pm)HOT STUD:all what stuff?
(9:50:49 pm)HOT STUD:the ways of the 9 inch man?

(9:50:51 pm)jezebel:talking about my body, these pictures, that dude

(9:50:55 pm)HOT STUD:lol

(9:51:21 pm)jezebel:see what 2 1/2 weeks without sex can do to you?

(9:51:26 pm)HOT STUD:hahahahahaha
(9:51:29 pm)HOT STUD:i've gone longer

(9:52:19 pm)jezebel:how long this time?

(9:53:03 pm)HOT STUD:the last time i got laid was april

(9:53:16 pm)jezebel:what the f...?

(9:53:52 pm)HOT STUD:ah wait
(9:54:02 pm)HOT STUD:it was july

(9:54:36 pm)jezebel:well...are you good in bed?

(9:55:15 pm)HOT STUD:i have no idea to be honest...

(9:56:18 pm)jezebel:let's figure this out: have you slept with a beautiful girl and did that girl come back for more?

(9:56:25 pm)HOT STUD:yes

(9:56:37 pm)jezebel:you should be good
(9:56:53 pm)jezebel: pretty girls don't stick around out of mercy
(9:59:52 pm)jezebel:do you want to hang out?

(10:00:35 pm)HOT STUD:i think i already made that clear

(10:01:03 pm)jezebel:drinks at my place?

(10:01:19 pm)HOT STUD:lol that sounds fun

(10:01:59 pm)jezebel:maybe i'll find the red dress
(10:02:03 pm)jezebel:no curly hair though

(10:02:09 pm)HOT STUD:oh no
(10:02:13 pm)HOT STUD:that just ruins it
(10:02:30 pm)HOT STUD:tomorrow evening then?

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

GoChiefs, my 17 year old son get's laid more than you.

High school kids have it easy!

Reerun_KC · 10-23-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

GoChiefs, my 17 year old son get's laid more than you.

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

GoChiefs, everyone gets laid more than you.

FYP

And your punctuation.

**Bearcat** · 10-23-2009, 10:24 PM

I've browsed a couple of dating sites through the years, and from 1-10, the average woman on there is a solid 7.5 - 8.... provided there aren't many 9+ women out there and it's a dating website, I find that very strange.

Okay, so maybe these women are just more comfortable putting themselves out there than the <7s, they know they'll get the responses, and after going through several assholes (wait, that didn't come out right.. er, that's what she said) they've decided that getting trashed at a bar isn't going to land them Mr Right... or maybe most of them are bots or it is another way to find Mr Right Now... and I'm not complaining, but it's just odd. And not just beautiful, either, but women with multiple degrees that own their own businesses, etc.

It's not even close to a random sample of society, much less the single ones.

I guess like what GoChiefs is doing, it helps confidence though, because there's no way in hell I'd approach them in real life... at least if I send them a message, they can laugh and delete, instead of you know, just laughing.

**Bearcat** · 10-23-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

Ive had 8 beers and the wife has me moving furniture, like I give a ****!

I called a former manager once and she was breathing heavy, and then said they were "moving furniture". So, I only have one question for you... why the hell are you posting here while f***ing your wife?

Then again, multitasking ftw.

**luv** · 10-23-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I've browsed a couple of dating sites through the years, and from 1-10, the average woman on there is a solid 7.5 - 8.... provided there aren't many 9+ women out there and it's a dating website, I find that very strange.

Okay, so maybe these women are just more comfortable putting themselves out there than the <7s, they know they'll get the responses, and after going through several assholes (wait, that didn't come out right.. er, that's what she said) they've decided that getting trashed at a bar isn't going to land them Mr Right... or maybe most of them are bots or it is another way to find Mr Right Now... and I'm not complaining, but it's just odd. And not just beautiful, either, but women with multiple degrees that own their own businesses, etc.

It's not even close to a random sample of society, much less the single ones.

I guess like what GoChiefs is doing, it helps confidence though, because there's no way in hell I'd approach them in real life... at least if I send them a message, they can laugh and delete, instead of you know, just laughing.

I'm thinking I need to drink more than the two beers I've had tonight in order to understand what you just said..lol.

Hammock Parties · 10-23-2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I guess like what GoChiefs is doing, it helps confidence though, because there's no way in hell I'd approach them in real life... at least if I send them a message, they can laugh and delete, instead of you know, just laughing.

Yeah, it's pretty fun. That former escort was easily an 8.5...with a 10 body.

On the street, I just look. Online, they're all "DRINKS AT MY PLACE STUD."

Playaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hammock Parties · 10-24-2009, 06:28 PM

Gotta love tramps.

Also,

Quote:

(6:36:43 pm)sexywomen4u:hi

(6:37:17 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:hello there!

(6:38:00 pm)sexywomen4u:whats up with youu hottie

(6:38:09 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:nothing, do you have pics?

(6:38:52 pm)sexywomen4u:sorry not right now but iam very cute

(6:39:00 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:you will have to prove it!

(6:39:18 pm)sexywomen4u:trust i will

(6:39:39 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:ok

(6:39:41 pm)sexywomen4u:so r u a virgin

(6:39:44 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:no
(6:39:52 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:where did you get that idea from?

(6:40:14 pm)sexywomen4u:just curious
(6:41:55 pm)sexywomen4u:let me tell you i am a very sexual girl

(6:42:10 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:good for you

(6:42:58 pm)sexywomen4u:good 4 u to unless you dont like having sex

(6:43:18 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:i love sex

(6:43:48 pm)sexywomen4u:me too so we have somthing in comon

(6:44:03 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:ho ho!

(6:45:47 pm)sexywomen4u:whatever were would you take me for a date or any girl

(6:46:10 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:i wouldn't date you, you're just looking for sex

(6:46:49 pm)sexywomen4u:no iam not r u just looking for sex

(6:47:10 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:nope
(6:47:18 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:but you are, why else put it on your profile? be honest.

(6:48:29 pm)sexywomen4u:no i did not i put lookin for a relationship also

(6:48:46 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:guys won't care
(6:48:53 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:they're going to go after the sex first

(6:49:10 pm)sexywomen4u:but r u like that

(6:49:36 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:if you're advertising that you're open to casual encounters, I'm gonna go after sex first, yes

(6:50:52 pm)sexywomen4u:but im really looking for a sweet guy that is caring and honest

(6:51:15 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:good for you

(6:51:27 pm)sexywomen4u:r u like that

(6:51:45 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:depends on the girl

(6:52:12 pm)sexywomen4u:do you think i am like that

(6:52:50 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:I don't even know what you look like

(6:53:27 pm)sexywomen4u:next week i will

(6:53:47 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:k

(6:54:15 pm)sexywomen4u:so what r u thinkin bout

(6:54:21 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:football

(6:55:13 pm)sexywomen4u:so you like football i do too.

(6:55:41 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:woohoo!

(6:56:13 pm)sexywomen4u:so do you have kids
(6:58:24 pm)sexywomen4u:hello r u there

(7:00:00 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:no kids
(7:00:05 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:it's on my profile, didn't you read it?
(7:00:10 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:or did you just look at my pictures?

(7:01:03 pm)sexywomen4u:really i look at you
(7:03:57 pm)sexywomen4u:why am i 5% your enemy

(7:04:21 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:the site deems it so

(7:06:05 pm)sexywomen4u:what do you want to tallk about

(7:08:54 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:have you ever discussed the third law of newtonian physics in depth with an attractive male?

(7:09:38 pm)sexywomen4: put that in lamins term

(7:13:10 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:i hate you

(7:13:53 pm)sexywomen4u:what th hell why do you hate me

(7:15:37 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:your vibe is slutty and your skin is black

(7:16:23 pm)sexywomen4u:**** you ,you racest mother ****er

(7:16:43 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:the correct spelling is "racist"

(7:16:57 pm)sexywomen4u:so **** you

(7:17:01 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:and you have an extra space before the comma...work on your grammar
(7:17:12 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:did you graduate high school?
(7:17:16 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:most black whores did not

(7:17:17 pm)sexywomen4u:bitch

(7:17:32 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:hoa!
(7:17:53 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:a pox on your pussy!

(7:18:02 pm)sexywomen4u:i know your momma is

(7:18:49 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:how many dicks did you suck this week?

(7:20:48 pm)sexywomen4u:none how bout you,with your gay ass

(7:20:59 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:that's right!
(7:21:01 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:zero!
(7:21:08 pm)INTERNET ASSHOLE:because men HATE your fat black ass!

boogblaster · 10-24-2009, 06:36 PM

Hang on .. a eruption is cummin' ......

Hammock Parties · 10-24-2009, 07:15 PM

And just like that, I have a date.

With a very hot girl.

See you yokels later.

kstater · 10-24-2009, 07:17 PM

100-1 says something "happens" and failure occurs.

Hammock Parties · 10-24-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater

100-1 says something "happens" and failure occurs.

Probably. But she's showering up as we speak.

I bet she hates me in person.

Delano · 10-24-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Gotta love tramps.

Also,

Hammock Parties · 10-24-2009, 10:33 PM

Dear god, that was the best date ever.

The dog's expression matches my own.

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