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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #826
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #827
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Oh. In the first picture, he looked like he was walking.

It would appear I was incorrect.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:12 PM   #828
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:14 PM   #829
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Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"
Or how about "Bet you ain't gonna do that again!"
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:15 PM   #830
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This is another example of where I think that those signs and stickers with "Save a Life Look Twice" and such should have some fine print that has "except in teh case of those idiots who park thier bike anywhere they please, drive on the shoulder in traffic jams, roll up in front of people at lights, and ride like they were just told the cancer had spread and was untreatable...we hate those ****ers too".
There are some states where it is legal for the bikers to go between the other traffic and move to the front of the line, some states it isn't.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:18 PM   #833
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Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?
That would be this guy...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/acciden...ash.asp#photo4

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his last thoughts were "this is gonna hurt"
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That would be this guy...

http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/a...uckhelmet6.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/photos/acciden...ash.asp#photo4

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So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.
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That would be this guy...

http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/a...uckhelmet6.jpg

http://www.snopes.com/photos/acciden...ash.asp#photo4

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These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on Highway 169 here in Tulsa. The guy was going over 125 mph around 2 am when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. Highway 169 is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.


That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...
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So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.
A week after...
But he was a seasoned rider.
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