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Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
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If we get to a 1000 posts and Patt reveals that he proposed to BEP.
She accepted and they bought some lovely island in the Caribbeans. Swear to God. Im leaving forever.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Maff is phun!
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hermosa, SD
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Man, you guys really can’t stand not to know huh?
My guess: He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he can’t stay anonymous enough
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Has a particular set of skills
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Giant Tomahawk Steak, baked potato with extra butter and scallions, fresh broccoli rabe and creamed corn.
Glass of Chimney Rock 2016 Cabernet Sauvignon. Tito's dirty Martini to start. Grilled jumbo shrimp and scallops appetizer. Assorted bread basket. Chocolate mousse cheesecake with raspberry coulis. Tuaca after dinner drink.
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Have we drafted anyone new yet?
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Cage the Elephant
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Lumineers
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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That doesn't make any sense. Why would he mention ChiefsPlanet to an employer? I seriously doubt his last name is really "patteeu." If he got a job that's sensitive about surfed sites all he would have to do is not login to CP from his work devices.
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**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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We were presented with a challenge.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Red Hot Chili Peppers
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Ground control to Major Tom
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