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If she was seductively licking the rim of her coffee cup, THAT is "code" for sex. An invitation to drink coffee at a coffee shop, is not.
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![]() Or, she's testing you. If you say yes and then go in for the kill, she may call you some sort of sick perv and throw you out. Or, she may just want to see if you like coffee. The true test is to accept the invitation. If she pours you a cup of coffee, you're probably not getting any. If she says, "Actually, I don't drink coffee. I don't even own a coffee pot." ... ![]()
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Well, no sex, but she was really cute, had a great smile, and was into UFOs of all things, not to mention Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Indian food. WTF. Friggin perfect for me.
I'd say I'll see her again for sure. She told me to bring my book on UFOs next time.
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Me. If they want to have "coffee" it ain't the coffee in the kitchen that's on their minds. Its the dead ****er in the garage...
No wait, that was an acid flashback to Pulp Fiction.
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Ask Luv by the way. If she's inviting some guy out for "coffee" which she doesn't drink or a "drink" its all about the shrinky dink.
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I'd say going to a bar with a woman almost always implies a hookup.
Coffee is different in my two experiences with it thus far. I tried to extend the date and go have dinner, which, if she truly wants to bang, is basically an opportunity for her to decline and say "let's go back to your place instead." But she said she needed to go home...
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Coffee-enemas are the new in-thing ... bend over Go-Boy ...
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Here's something awesome: A really cute 23-year old who lives a couple miles away sent me a message tonight. She wants to get together. The kicker?
She used to be a Jehovah's Witness. Hmmmm! She also has tattoos. Slutty.
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OK, that girl is definitely into me. We've been chatting like crap while I'm up here in Missouri. She even got on cam for me and she is SMOKING. She is way out of my league but the poor dear has only dated assholes so I'll be a welcome change.
In other news, gay dudes are hilarious. Quote:
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Coffee is like sex in that, when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good and beats not having any at all.
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OMFG. I texted this chick last night and she was like "I'm out." I texted her back and went to sleep.
JUST NOW I get a text "sorry I didn't respond. I was like awwwww and then I got distracted. Remind me never to drink again. lol" lololololololol...think she's into me?
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