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The 10pm thread (archived)
The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread..... http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere. Last edited by DaFace; 01-10-2013 at 11:34 PM.. |
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I'm tempted to bust out the Helen Keller jokes...
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02-08-2007, 10:18 PM | #8254 |
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How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
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02-08-2007, 10:21 PM | #8255 | |
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02-08-2007, 10:21 PM | #8256 |
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Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead! If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense? How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers |
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02-08-2007, 10:21 PM | #8257 | |
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02-08-2007, 10:22 PM | #8259 |
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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
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02-08-2007, 10:25 PM | #8261 |
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what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?
Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes." What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass. What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair. |
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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
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02-08-2007, 10:31 PM | #8265 |
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What do you call a lesbien dinosuar? Lickalotofpuss.
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