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Cheaterlover*
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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![]() And in these conjugal visits....you can have sex with women?
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#8253 |
MVP
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11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
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That was it. Little girls shouldn't waste my time. (GODDAMMIT WHERE ARE THE SLUTTY ONES?!?!?!)
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11-5, baby
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#8257 |
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I was out with 29, 22, 19 this week.
The 29-year old was the most physical...lol....
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#8258 |
pie is never free
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A certain set of skills
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Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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#8261 |
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lol, that would be embarrassing. I assure you I pay my own way.
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Diablo Negro
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#8263 |
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I rip tickets at the tilt-a-whirl!
And give head on the side.
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Guess I have another date. Tonight. roflcopter
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#8265 |
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Well, I just got dumped in the middle of a date for the first time. Un-****ing-believable.
I meet this girl at the movie theater - that's all I wanted, some company for the moves, and something else, too, heh heh - and she's totally smoking. Drop-dead hottie. Only five feet tall, too, which I love. Anyway, she smiles and says "You look just like your pic!" Yes, bitch, I'm hot and you love it. High five. So we go into the move theater and have a nice enough chat. It's not awkward, I put my arm around her and the movie begins. We laugh and talk about the movie. About an hour into it, she says she's going out to get a drink and go to the bathroom. Cool, fine. 10 minutes pass....no girl. 20 minutes pass...no girl. The movie ends...where the **** is she? I go out into the lobby, she's nowhere to be found. Text her "u leave??" No reply, I leave, pissed the **** off, what the **** just happened, what a bitch, she has no soul. OMFG. I call Simply Red and whine to him for awhile. He's my intellectual whore. Anyway, what the ****. Women can be total ****s. Was she married? Was she using me for a free movie? Who the **** knows. Time for some ****ing ice cream. And "surrogates" sucked ass. But in a good way.
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