The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 551

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Sam Hall · 02-08-2007, 10:17 PM

I'm tempted to bust out the Helen Keller jokes...

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd

Let's go bowling !!!

You do know I'd just kneecap you, right?

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall

I'm tempted to bust out the Helen Keller jokes...

How do her parents punish her?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:18 PM

How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

Sam Hall · 02-08-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

How do her parents punish her?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do her parents punish her?

Re-arrange the furniture.

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:21 PM

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

PinkFloyd · 02-08-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

You do know I'd just kneecap you, right?

I hear ya...

Sam Hall · 02-08-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall

How do her parents punish her?

Re-arrange the furniture.

dangit repost

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:22 PM

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

Sam Hall · 02-08-2007, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

That's what I was looking for

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:25 PM

what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?

Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.

Sam Hall · 02-08-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?

Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes."

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.

Just in time for "Hannibal Rising."

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:27 PM

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"

el borracho · 02-08-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by munkey

WTF?

Simplex3 · 02-08-2007, 10:31 PM

What do you call a lesbien dinosuar? Lickalotofpuss.

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Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead! If Helen Keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense? How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers
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02-08-2007, 10:22 PM	#8259
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
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02-08-2007, 10:25 PM	#8261
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you? Two cannibals were talking. The first says, "Man, I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "So, try the potatoes." What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? wipes his ass. What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair.
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02-08-2007, 10:27 PM	#8263
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
Posts: 28,527

02-08-2007, 10:31 PM	#8265
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