Juggsica Simpson

[scho63]

I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Eleazar

obese CP incels: "Man she looks terrible"

Who’re you calling obese?

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by TLO

You have been removed indefinitely from this discussion. This is not a ban - feel free to browse other forum threads.

Banned from the Miley Cyprus thread.

Originally Posted by keg in kc

This one wasn't bumped...yet.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

she's a ****ing cartoon

Slap a red wig on her and she's Jessica Rabbit.

I can fap to that...

[Buehler445]

Meh. I'd still give her the D.

[TLO]

Thank you, Naptown

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Knew this was coming lol.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

looks 50

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

she's a ****ing cartoon

Would.

I don't know if it's the dry spell from being disabled, the fact that I'm now 36, or some nostalgic memories of what she once was, but I'd buy her a few one way tickets to pound town..

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by TLO

Thank you, Naptown

My pleasure

[loochy]

I'm with Clay on this one. Also, the weight gain went to her face quite a bit and now she has squarehead.


But, of course, I'd still give it a spin if presented with the opportunity

[Chris Meck]

yeah, every ****ing single one of you bastards would hit that everywhich way you possibly could, and then you'd tell everyone you know. Pics too if possible.

You're all full of shit.

I say this with love.

but for real.

[Red Dawg]

Everyone on here would hit that like a va caveman.

[Chief Northman]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

yeah, every ****ing single one of you bastards would hit that everywhich way you possibly could, and then you'd tell everyone you know. Pics too if possible.

You're all full of shit.

I say this with love.

but for real.

^ Preach.

My blue balls can attest to this.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Chief Northman

^ Preach.

My blue balls can attest to this.

You can really tell who has actual experience with real live women, and who just faps to internet porn and hollywood starlets.

yeah, by Hollywood starlet standards, she's not quite up to 'a list' anymore.

For a regular, real life woman, if she wasn't famous and walked up to anyone of you ****ers at the bar, you'd shit your pants.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

You can really tell who has actual experience with real live women, and who just faps to internet porn and hollywood starlets.

yeah, by Hollywood starlet standards, she's not quite up to 'a list' anymore.

For a regular, real life woman, if she wasn't famous and walked up to anyone of you ****ers at the bar, you'd shit your pants.

I swipe right on 20 women who are better looking every day.

She has all pro makeup and hair artists and looks older than she is.

She isn’t attractive. She’s a caricature.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I swipe right on 20 women who are better looking every day.

She has all pro makeup and hair artists and looks older than she is.

She isn’t attractive. She’s a caricature.

Oh yeah? How many swipe right back?



I'm just saying, she's a perfectly attractive 40 year old woman. I think the tit job was a bit much personally, but it's not like I WOULDN'T.

And most of CP would too, if single, and given a chance.

too fat, too old, too this, too that, bullshit I say.

not just in this particular case, but in general.

p.s.-she's not particularly my type. But I still WOULD. knowmsayin?