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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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The Lurkiest
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS.
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W. |
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#813 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Benglas rules.
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#814 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
Join Date: Sep 2000
Casino cash: $1481769
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#815 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $4702608
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We sign this pos yet?
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You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. -Fight Club |
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#816 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
Casino cash: $932021
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"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant |
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#817 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
Casino cash: $2615380
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. #J24 #Kameltoe Is A Joke Of A VPOTUS and POTUS Candidate #President Trump loves and supports the constitution #McCarthy is a Sellout and Traitor to America #TheFBLieIsCorrupt #DefundTheFBI #The FBI Is Not The Police #PresidentBidenIsMoronic #LizCheneyGotTheBoot #FJB #80,000,000 Mules (and a few Americans too) Voted For COVID To Continue #I still don't have COVID |
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#818 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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Mind you own damn business |
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#819 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $915432
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I see your toes
And I wonder who's been kissing them I never knew how badly I was missing them We both know we're never going to make it But when we touch We never have to fake it
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Progressivism.. The Politically Correct way of saying "I'm a Communist slash Nazi" depending on what the issue of the day is? Last edited by LiveSteam; 04-30-2021 at 09:16 PM.. |
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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BEP, it's no good
We're just asking for trouble I can touch you But I don't know how to love you It ain't no use We're headed for disaster Our minds said no But our hearts were talking faster
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#821 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
Casino cash: $932021
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This song feels kind of appropriate after the last couple of posts
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"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant |
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#822 |
The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
Casino cash: $915432
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Anyone know of a nice Cafe in Fort Myers Florida?
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#823 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
Casino cash: $2714454
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Getting close. I can cum any second now.
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made. |
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#824 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2019
Casino cash: $720400
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Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didn’t know if you were even Jewish before that so now I’m really lost.
Either way I’ve been lurking here for 20 years and don’t remember you in anyway so peace. |
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#825 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $1471110
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Pay attention son!
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"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!" ~Redd Foxx~ ![]() "The men who drafted Patrick Mahomes" ![]() |
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