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08-21-2009, 07:14 PM | #7996 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Looks like somebody is ****in.
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08-21-2009, 07:53 PM | #7997 |
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Not me. I got stood up. But at least I got some pizza. I ate all hers.
I also got some ice cream on the way home. Cus if you ain't got pussy, you might as well get some ice cream and watch some ****in' Chiefs football. **** **** ****ity ****. If I actually hear from this bitch again I am not driving very far.
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08-25-2009, 10:14 PM | #7999 |
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Mistress has instructed me to provide her with a bitch boy to partner with me in amusing her and servicing her sexual desires. To be considered, Mistress requires the following physical attributes.
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08-25-2009, 10:49 PM | #8000 |
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You and this thread has lost its burst.
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08-25-2009, 11:41 PM | #8001 |
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08-26-2009, 01:36 AM | #8002 | |
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I think you really need to start going out, instead of putting all of your eggs in one basket. You need to diversify how you sell your ding dong if you want to be a a real ding dong salesman. I used to meet chicks on the internet all the time, and actually just started up again because it's so damn easy. But I also meet girls at the bar. At the supermarket. At the golf course. And my newly acquired taste of wherever the hell they work. Women for some reason must be crazy horny while working. I don't claim to know much about women, but I think you would would save alot of time if on Saturday Night if you just overbooked your bitches, and said for all of them to meet you out at bar/night club/tavern "insert name here" with you and your buddies. Then, when they do come, they see other chicks talking to you and then their bitchlike inferior complex goes into effect where they become competitive against the other broads. Make it casual, then at the end of the night. Whatever one is still standing and hasn't fucked your friend, you take home in bang. That strategy has worked for me in the past. |
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08-26-2009, 01:42 AM | #8003 |
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08-26-2009, 08:52 PM | #8004 |
You think you can get by this?
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Wow. I just passed up the opportunity to give a guy a bj. Funny thing is he begged....
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08-26-2009, 09:04 PM | #8005 |
don't tell me about collage
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08-26-2009, 09:16 PM | #8006 | |
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08-26-2009, 09:25 PM | #8007 | |
You Sweetie!
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08-26-2009, 09:26 PM | #8008 |
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Well I can guarantee one thing...if I ever meet luv I won't be begging for a blowjob.
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08-26-2009, 09:27 PM | #8009 |
You Sweetie!
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08-26-2009, 09:38 PM | #8010 |
Champs!
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Jesus ****ing Christ, is that even necessary? Don't bring up something that did not even need to be seen.
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