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Keep 'er Movin'
Join Date: Sep 2004
Casino cash: $9905359
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#7877 |
Under the Sofa
Join Date: Apr 2009
Casino cash: $10010607
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40 minutes had definitely better = ass
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George Brett shit his pants
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: At the Bellagio
Casino cash: $1151241
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With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
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#7879 |
George Brett shit his pants
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: At the Bellagio
Casino cash: $1151241
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Is better than sex. If I could just get blow jobs from hot chicks all day, I wouldn't have sex ever again. What is better than reclining back, watching sports center, eating a steak and having a chick suck you off? I can't think of anything.
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#7880 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3420478
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BWillie is now validating everything I have said in this thread. God bless BWillie.
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $7571662
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Oral is only more enjoyable because of the psychological dynamic: the whole point is that someone else is doing something ONLY to please you, they really don't get much out of it themselves.
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $7571662
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The only thing worse than dating 2 women at the same time is dating one hateful bitch that stutters...
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#7883 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $5832380
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**** no.. If you would rather have blowjobs instead of sex there is something wrong with the both of you.. But you do have a fetish for penis so there might be something in that..
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $7571662
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"IT'S ALL ABOUT ME..."
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Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $5832380
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It will probably be another year before he learns this.. Honestly if he just got a bestfriend he would not have these problems in social awkwardness.. |
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Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
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#7887 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $1610351
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Maybe during dinner, but a late night raid of the fridge is always fun.
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#7888 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $4008454
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You know what is really funny? Watching Piggy get pissed off because some chic that is flaky enough to put her pussy for sale on AFF, agree to meet him for an encounter...decides that he might be too creepy and blow him off.
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#7889 |
Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Crazys of Montana
Casino cash: $10018968
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I can still hear the teenagers giggling in the bushes while taking your picture.
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#7890 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $3420478
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I'm coming through spring friday night on my way shopping and thought if you need a blowjob, my offer still stands.
You are about the hottest guy on the net that I have seen. You have the most beautiful cock and I'd sure love to lay you down and take your cock into my mouth and give you a wonderful blow job. you cock may be to large for me to completely swallow, but I will certainly try my best and I will swallow your load. You are one more hot man so if you really need to get off, let me help you out, you are a cock to die for. gary 43 year old bi male no drugs, non smoker, non drinker, very very clean I'll check my mail by 5 friday evening and if you want me to suck you dry, leave me a phone number and/or directions
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