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**New World Order** · 11-04-2024, 01:21 PM

Just checked the Donko forum. Broncobuff is in the chiefs thread on the poor man’s Orange Mane whining about why the Chiefs should change their name.

What a miserable ****

BlackOp · 11-04-2024, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

Novella?!

Guess you've never seen my multi-volume screeds on the Orange Huddle. I have an advanced voice-to-text program which invariably causes l-e-n-g-t-h-y posts.

Never said dumb, in fact I called those quips of mine "unfunny wisecracks." I realize the line "unfunny wisecracks" is moderately advanced sarcasm, but you should have understood it anyway.

And ..."Middle of the Night?!"... "1 a.m?!"

*SIGH*

Again... try a little harder, you're embarrassing yourselves, even if you don't realize it.

WE LIVE IN SEATTLE!
IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE!
/ / / / /
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The posts were 10:08 and 11:04 ... where were YOU guys?

OH MAHGOSH! Are you guys ... are you ... Farmers? That would explain so much!

.

Poor Timmy...lashing out because his team drafted another mediocre QB. Better luck next time...in a few years.

Nix threw zero TDs in his first game against a team that matters...blanked against the 32nd ranked pass defense.

Now, go away...you had your little troll session when Donks were beating terrible teams. That's as good as it's going to get for you...accept it.

It's cute how passionate you are about a 3rd place team...

Sassy Squatch · 11-04-2024, 01:22 PM

Baron Browning to the Cardinals for a 6th.

BlackOp · 11-04-2024, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Baron Browning to the Cardinals for a 6th.

Unloading players to a team that actually has a chance....smart move.

**jjchieffan** · 11-04-2024, 01:40 PM

Poor Knowshit. He thought that Browning was headed to the lall of fame. He's running out of players to over hype

Pasta Little Brioni · 11-04-2024, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Baron Browning to the Cardinals for a 6th.

BlackOp · 11-04-2024, 01:47 PM

All this talk about Nix's ineptness....what about the #3 defense getting their shit pushed in? 41 points and resting Lamar with 10 minutes left...Romo told me they were dominate at least a half dozen times. What gives?

Ravens could have put up 50+...

I guess playing teams that were 1-19 during their win streak actually matters...wouldn't know it from listening to the media. Have to ignore facts to invent a false narrative.

TomBarndtsTwin · 11-04-2024, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

And ..."Middle of the Night?!"... "1 a.m?!"

*SIGH*

Again... try a little harder, you're embarrassing yourselves, even if you don't realize it.

WE LIVE IN SEATTLE!
IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE!
/ / / / /
\ \ \ \ \
The posts were 10:08 and 11:04 ... where were YOU guys?

OH MAHGOSH! Are you guys ... are you ... Farmers? That would explain so much!

.

It was between MIDNIGHT (not middle of the night, dipshit, try reading for once) and 1:00 am here. I don't give a **** what time it was in Seattle.

You posted it when you did, when you knew hardly anyone from Chiefs country would be on here, so you could say 'look, I showed up to take my lumps after the biggest ass whooping since the Miami game!'

GTFO here with that shit. You knew what you were doing. Quit being obtuse.

TomBarndtsTwin · 11-04-2024, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order

Just checked the Donko forum. Broncobuff is in the chiefs thread on the poor man’s Orange Mane whining about why the Chiefs should change their name.

What a miserable ****

This poster goes out to DonkoBiff, wherever he may be. Enjoy!

BroncoBuff · 11-04-2024, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by brdempsey

And he says he's a doctor? I pity anyone that would have the misfortune of him practicing any type of medical procedures on them -- they'd be better served to go out on the street & get hit by a semi-truck.

Mr. Dempsey, Doctoral programs are available for damm near any field of study, not just medicine. I hold two, not that big a deal, I just do.

And based on lessons learned in one such endeavor, yesterday I held up a big mirror to this thread and everybody in it. You don't have to agree with my conclusions of course, but one does wonder: Why am I not greeted with something somewhere in the ballpark of:
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"Here's that BroncoBuff guy again ... Hey Buff, what happened to your boy Bo Nix yesterday? Is it true he wants to change positions to WR now?"

At least that would have something to do with football.

Quick responses elsewhere:

No, I had nothing to do with Taco John closing the OrangeMane, although I was his alibi for having done so
Who accused me of not appreciating what Lamar Hunt did for the game? I've been VERY complimentary, I've damn near beatified him for Sainthood in the 4 or 5 days I've been around here, he was a great man. What do I have to do? dig him up and fellate him?
Somebody claimed "the Super Bowl Era" is a more common era for statistical analyses than the "Post Merger Era". I said I'd look it up and I did. It seems the SB Era is favored when Super Bowls are the topic, But because scheduled interplay between all 28 teams began in Post-Merger Era, that's the more generally favored era
Dempsey again, I tried to explain we were the poorest team in the league, I gave you short clippings to read about the baseball stadium that required massive upgrades to meet NFL requirements, and explained that was the biggest problem with cash flow even after Sonny Werblin's TV contract came in

That's a big reason why we couldn't sign anybody or spend any money ... And it was Dempsey or somebody who accused the Broncos of being "horrible drafters" during the AFL days.

Au contrare!

Our three years 1962 to 1965 are legend. Didn't sign any of 'em, but drafted SEVEN future Hall of Famers In those three years:

1962-65 Broncos Draft
*Merlin Olsen
*Kermit Alexander
*Bob Hayes
Jerry Richardson
*Paul Krause
Wally Hilgenberg
*Bob Brown
*Willie Brown (CFA)
Ray Mansfiel
*Dick Butkus
Tom Coughlin
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1967-68
*Floyd Little (1st common draft,1st signed)
*Curley Culp
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Later
Tom Jackson
Louis Wright
*Randy Gradishar
Dennis Smith
Karl Mecklenburg
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Later +
*Steve Atwater
*Shannon Sharpe
Tom Nalen
*Terrell Davis
Elvis Dumervil
Brandon Marshall
*Von Miller
Justin Simmons
Pat Surtain II
Quinn Meinerz
Bo Nix
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Others +
*John Elway
*Peyton Manning
*Champ Bailey
*Gary Zimmerman
*DeMarcus Ware
*Tony Dorsett
*Jerry Rice
*Ty Law
*Brian Dawkins
*John Lynch
*Pat Bowlen
Dan Reeves
Mike Shanahan
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* - Already enshrined

There's one joke - It's a test to see if you fly off handle

Tonka83 · 11-04-2024, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin

It was between MIDNIGHT (not middle of the night, dipshit, try reading for once) and 1:00 am here. I don't give a **** what time it was in Seattle.

You posted it when you did, when you knew hardly anyone from Chiefs country would be on here, so you could say 'look, I showed up to take my lumps after the biggest ass whooping since the Miami game!'

GTFO here with that shit. You knew what you were doing. Quit being obtuse.

**RealSNR** · 11-04-2024, 02:09 PM

Dang too bad Knowmo left. Would’ve loved to have seen the spin on his beloved Baron Von Butthole

RaidersOftheCellar · 11-04-2024, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order

Just checked the Donko forum. Broncobuff is in the chiefs thread on the poor man’s Orange Mane whining about why the Chiefs should change their name.

What a miserable ****

That guy is obsessed!!

TEX · 11-04-2024, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order

Just checked the Donko forum. Broncobuff is in the chiefs thread on the poor man’s Orange Mane whining about why the Chiefs should change their name.

What a miserable ****

THAT is EXACTLY the kind of insecure douche he is. And he was no different on the Mane. Not even respected by his own kind. There's always THAT guy somewhere, and he is THAT guy.

BroncoBuff · 11-04-2024, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin

It was between MIDNIGHT (not middle of the night, dipshit, try reading for once) and 1:00 am here. I don't give a **** what time it was in Seattle.

I'll give you a pass on that one, you're obviously embarrassed.

Make it even worse, the OTHER guy said "middle of the night," your buddy jjchieffan. (Try reading for once dipshit!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomTwin

You posted it when you did, when you knew hardly anyone from Chiefs country would be on here, so you could say 'look, I showed up to take my lumps after the biggest ass whooping since the Miami game!'

GTFO here with that shit. You knew what you were doing. Quit being obtuse.

Geez ... "Obtuse" is your middle name.

WHO CARES WHEN I OR ANYBODY POSTS?!?!

Why is every one of you guys ignorant like this?!?!? Tom, at least you raised a football topic, such as that qualifies as "raising."

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