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Old 03-17-2012, 04:37 PM  
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Who Would Win in a Fight Between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson?

Alright Planeteers, I've been arguing on message boards with people about this off and on for a couple years now and I want to get CP's input on it. The question is this: Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson in his prime? Let's hear it!
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Old 01-26-2016, 10:26 AM   #766
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Just realized I never voted in this ridiculous poll.

Tyson would murder Lee.
And get DQ'd. Lee wins!
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Old 01-26-2016, 10:36 AM   #767
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Old 01-26-2016, 10:38 AM   #768
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Yes you should have. 70% of this place thinks a tiny actor who never really fought could beat Mike freaking Tyson...because of some super lightning fast karate shit that is so rad that he'd kick Tyson in the head before Mike could even touch him and OMG it would be sweet!

In reality, the actor would get stomped because there's nothing inherently special about martial arts, hitting people is hitting people, and Tyson was the best at it (not to mention bigger, stronger, and more experienced).
While I don't think Lee could have beat Tyson simply due to the fact that Tyson is simply bigger, stronger, and still a damn fast puncher, you're selling Lee way short by calling him a simple actor. The dude was a premier martial artist, first and foremost, with skills that would have translated well to the MMA of today. His speed, quickness, striking power, hand eye coordination, etc, would have made him a great pound for pound champ.
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Old 01-26-2016, 02:14 PM   #769
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Lee had spatial prowess.
Tyson would have zero chance.
Have you guys heard of ninjas?
Well, Lee was like a ninja, but more.
I guess you are right. Ninjas are really tough in street fights as proven in the NES game, Ninja Gaiden.
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Old 01-26-2016, 02:25 PM   #770
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I guess you are right. Ninjas are really tough in street fights as proven in the NES game, Ninja Gaiden.
Yes, but boxers who own tigers can fly around the ring as proven in NES game, Mike Tyson's Punchout.
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Old 01-26-2016, 02:40 PM   #771
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The question is whether Tyson can take Lee's jabs before he corners Lee for a kill.
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Old 01-26-2016, 02:53 PM   #772
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The question is whether Tyson can take Lee's jabs before he corners Lee for a kill.
That "bob and weave" approach may work against professional boxers who never use jabs, but not against a legit Beverly Hills Ninja like Bruce Lee!!!! He'd be too fast, too fast, too fast!!!
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Old 01-26-2016, 02:57 PM   #773
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Is recess over? Who's the 6th grader that made this topic?
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Old 01-26-2016, 03:02 PM   #774
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I should have made this a public poll. GOD DAMMIT I should have made it a public poll. I want to know who you all are. You know who you are, the errrrr...70 freaking percent!!!!!!! WTFWTFWTF
People should have to screen capture their vote (with the little italics at the name).

Because this still remains one of the most absurd poll results on this site.

I feel like there are two or three versions of this thread that don't all have polls and for some reason the consensus remains that Mike Tyson was some lumbering idiot that would just let Bruce Lee kick him in the knees or Tyson's knees would explode if he did get kicked in them.

Tyson was a force of nature with speed and power unlike anybody we've ever seen, IMO. Tyson in his prime would wreck any fighter out there. He was a friggen killer.
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Old 01-26-2016, 03:03 PM   #775
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Is recess over? Who's the 6th grader that made this topic?
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You are right, not making this a public poll was a 6th grade mistake!!!
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Old 01-26-2016, 03:17 PM   #776
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The question is whether Tyson can take Lee's jabs before he corners Lee for a kill.
How is Lee going to out jab someone with a 6" reach advantage?
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The question is whether Tyson can take Lee's jabs before he corners Lee for a kill.
Google "Mike Tyson and Reggie Gross" and you'll have your answer.

Tyson almost certainly wouldn't 'take' very many of Lee's jabs. He'd dodge a fair amount of them, step back froma few more, absorb a handful and then put his fist through the back of Lee's head.
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People should have to screen capture their vote (with the little italics at the name).

Because this still remains one of the most absurd poll results on this site.

I feel like there are two or three versions of this thread that don't all have polls and for some reason the consensus remains that Mike Tyson was some lumbering idiot that would just let Bruce Lee kick him in the knees or Tyson's knees would explode if he did get kicked in them.

Tyson was a force of nature with speed and power unlike anybody we've ever seen, IMO. Tyson in his prime would wreck any fighter out there. He was a friggen killer.
Yep I heard all of this hype right before this fight.

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Old 01-26-2016, 03:34 PM   #779
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Yep I heard all of this hype right before this fight.
Buster Douglas would beat Bruce Lee's ass as well. Talk about a dude who could jab!!!
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Old 01-26-2016, 03:35 PM   #780
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Bruce Lee was 5'7" and 135 pounds. Two inches taller and 30 pounds lighter than your average American woman.
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