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[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

There hasn't been one positive word uttered about KC (a team that's dominated the NFL for years) in that entire thread, but you expect to come here and find us complimenting arguably the worst franchise in pro sports of the last decade?

Good stuff.

Btw, you don't think people are having fun in this thread? What would you call it?

Man, you reap what you sow there. A couple of those guys are Knowmo-ing you in a circle in that thread. You try too hard to keep up with them, and they make you look foolish.

Here's a hint. When someone says something along the lines of, "Kansas City is full of meth addicts and inbreds," you DON'T counter that with data from the last US Census, or whatever it is you've been doing. You just ignore it. Or, better yet, you go along with it: "Man, my mamma/Aunt and Daddy/cousin would kick your ass for saying something like that - especially if they heard it while they was tweaking." There is no counter to something like that - everyone just laughs. Instead, you go in and say, "Au contraire, good sir. According to recent statistics put out by a joint task force formed by the the DEA, US Census Bureau, and Hugs not Drugs Commission, use of illegal methamphetamines, per capita, is more predominant in certain Colorado counties than...."

That just perpetuates it. Just ignore it. Or don't, and keep providing entertainment for those of us who are lurking. It's up to you. But I'm giving you sound advice here.

The other day, when a poster (I won't mention his name) responds, "IDK her butthole looks like the eisenhower tunnel now and her new hobby is axe throwing" - I mean, I don't even know what that means. But it was funny! You play right into it.

[PHOG]

But I'm giving you sound advice here.

I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as you giving anyone "sound advice". Go back to the donko's board and give all the sound advice you want, but don't claim that bullshit here, m'kay? Thanks.

Oh, yeah. **** DENVER!!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Man, you reap what you sow there. A couple of those guys are Knowmo-ing you in a circle in that thread. You try too hard to keep up with them, and they make you look foolish.

Here's a hint. When someone says something along the lines of, "Kansas City is full of meth addicts and inbreds," you DON'T counter that with data from the last US Census, or whatever it is you've been doing. You just ignore it. Or, better yet, you go along with it: "Man, my mamma/Aunt and Daddy/cousin would kick your ass for saying something like that - especially if they heard it while they was tweaking." There is no counter to something like that - everyone just laughs. Instead, you go in and say, "Au contraire, good sir. According to recent statistics put out by a joint task force formed by the the DEA, US Census Bureau, and Hugs not Drugs Commission, use of illegal methamphetamines, per capita, is more predominant in certain Colorado counties than...."

That just perpetuates it. Just ignore it. Or don't, and keep providing entertainment for those of us who are lurking. It's up to you. But I'm giving you sound advice here.

The other day, when a poster (I won't mention his name) responds, "IDK her butthole looks like the eisenhower tunnel now and her new hobby is axe throwing" - I mean, I don't even know what that means. But it was funny! You play right into it.

Don't you hide when Denver loses?

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni

Don't you hide when Denver loses?

Huh? Is there some sort of relevance between that question and the post to which you were responding?

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by PHOG

I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as you giving anyone "sound advice". Go back to the donko's board and give all the sound advice you want, but don't claim that bullshit here, m'kay? Thanks.

Oh, yeah. **** DENVER!!

We've entered very strange territory with the last few posts in this thread.

Son, what in the sam hill are you talking about? Your friend can post on the Orange Huddle, or he can not post on the Orange Huddle. It makes no difference to me. If he chooses the former of those two choices, I am helping him experience less grief in the process.

Is your response some sort of bot-talk, programmed generically as "what to reply if a Broncos fan posts here?" Because I don't see how it has anything to do with the actual conversation that was taking place.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Man, you reap what you sow there. A couple of those guys are Knowmo-ing you in a circle in that thread. You try too hard to keep up with them, and they make you look foolish.

Here's a hint. When someone says something along the lines of, "Kansas City is full of meth addicts and inbreds," you DON'T counter that with data from the last US Census, or whatever it is you've been doing. You just ignore it. Or, better yet, you go along with it: "Man, my mamma/Aunt and Daddy/cousin would kick your ass for saying something like that - especially if they heard it while they was tweaking." There is no counter to something like that - everyone just laughs. Instead, you go in and say, "Au contraire, good sir. According to recent statistics put out by a joint task force formed by the the DEA, US Census Bureau, and Hugs not Drugs Commission, use of illegal methamphetamines, per capita, is more predominant in certain Colorado counties than...."

That just perpetuates it. Just ignore it. Or don't, and keep providing entertainment for those of us who are lurking. It's up to you. But I'm giving you sound advice here.

The other day, when a poster (I won't mention his name) responds, "IDK her butthole looks like the eisenhower tunnel now and her new hobby is axe throwing" - I mean, I don't even know what that means. But it was funny! You play right into it.

Meh I’ll stick with Blow Dix jokes

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Meh I’ll stick with Blow Dix jokes

Have you ever posted there, RealSNR?

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Man, you reap what you sow

All of Denver and their shit fans are and we are loving it. For decades we all heard your sorry ass bullshit about us being a poverty franchise when you guys were a poverty franchise that got a HOF QB that wasn’t even supposed to go to Denver.

Feels good experiencing a dynasty…something the lame Denver fans will probably never experience.

It also feels good that in my 30+ years being a fan it was never ever this bad of a fan experience for me.

So yeah. We are swimming in Donkey tears and loving every minute of it

[PHOG]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Have you ever posted there, RealSNR?

I don't know about him, but I haven't, Why don't you do the same, and take your bullshit back there where it belongs?

**** DENVER!!!! Cheating scumbags!!!

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Have you ever posted there, RealSNR?

I was at the Mane years ago. Like, around the time I first joined CP. Stopped posting there a good while ago.

Is the guy who talks about his cats all the time still around?

[PHOG]

Is your response some sort of bot-talk, programmed generically as "what to reply if a Broncos fan posts here?"

Huh? Is there some sort of relevance between that question and the post to which you were responding?

Mmhmmm.

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by PHOG

Mmhmmm.

Would it sound offensive if I told you that you are making no sense?

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

I was at the Mane years ago. Like, around the time I first joined CP. Stopped posting there a good while ago.

Is the guy who talks about his cats all the time still around?

That was watermock. He is, unfortunately, no longer with us. Cat's name was Beezer (I think it was a play on the name of the prince of darkness - and by all accounts, Beezer sounded pretty evil).

Mock was a heavy drinker, and he tended to lose whatever filter he had when he had too much. There were some classic stories that went along with that - the kind of stories every good board has in its history.

Mock just suddenly stopped posting about ten years ago - weird, because he had over 100K posts, up until then. Obviously, that's usually not such a good sign. Several months later, we learned that he was one of a small handful of people around the southern United States who died after eating some peanut butter that had left the factory contaminated. It was a strange finish for a strange (but decent) guy. We sadly never learned what became of Beezer.

RIP watermock (and a host of other good people from both the Mane and ChiefsPlanet who are no longer with us - most who just fall off the radar without anyone knowing where they've gone).

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by PHOG

I don't know about him, but I haven't, Why don't you do the same, and take your bullshit back there where it belongs?

**** DENVER!!!! Cheating scumbags!!!

Well, you and your effervescent personality would be welcome.