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Old 08-04-2022, 06:24 PM   #751
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:07 PM   #752
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Always have TP in the work truck. I will say sometimes you have to beat feet way back in the timber when nature calls. My first choice is always off with the tightie whities rip them into a couple of pieces and go commando the rest of the day.

If I have used the underwear already I am looking for a sycamore or cottonwood tree. Those leaves are big and soft.
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:10 PM   #753
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If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:11 PM   #754
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:12 PM   #755
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If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
There's a reason you've never seen anyone sitting in a pickup bed on the shitter.
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:13 PM   #756
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If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
Cuz then you gotta clean it. Or put a grocery bag in it.
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:15 PM   #757
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Old 08-04-2022, 07:23 PM   #758
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Most are probably about like using a page out of a glossy magazine.

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Really?
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Old 08-04-2022, 08:34 PM   #760
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Always have TP in the work truck. I will say sometimes you have to beat feet way back in the timber when nature calls. My first choice is always off with the tightie whities rip them into a couple of pieces and go commando the rest of the day.

If I have used the underwear already I am looking for a sycamore or cottonwood tree. Those leaves are big and soft.
Have you ever ran into any bears in the woods? Did they ask you if poo stuck to your skin?
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Old 08-04-2022, 08:39 PM   #761
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There's a reason you've never seen anyone sitting in a pickup bed on the shitter.
If you ever worked an office tower under construction they use short squat portable toilets so they don't blow over in the wind. When sit down to shit your head down to your shoulders are above the walls of the porta potty. The office tower workers across the street can see exactly what you were doing.

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It's ok cuz they shit in the woods too
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That plant is literally nicknamed Cowboy Toilet Paper. Tried and true.
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