Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

[Demonpenz]

How did you let a cop catch you?

[chasedude]

Vulture... such a ironic name for you.

I get a mental image of vultures picking at your bones after your wonderful attempt at stupidity.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike.

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

[RNR]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

How did you let a cop catch you?

No shit!

[whatsmynameagain]

Originally Posted by Donger

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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[Donger]

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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And, for some it does not.

[Redrum_69]

I need more casino cash.

[Adept Havelock]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.

Yeah, don't worry about having to call those same officers when your bike is stolen, or to scrape what remains of your brains off the pavement when you misjudge another driver or the road.

My only problem with it is the taxpayers are probably going to be stuck with the medical bills feeding and caring for your vegetable self after that wreck.

That's where I've seen you before! You're the motorcyclist version of "The Kid" from The Stand.

Originally Posted by Donger

For some people, realizing that just because something can be done doesn't mean it should be done, comes naturally.

Unfortunately, mental pre-adolescents like Vulture and Marlboro Chief/Whatsmynameagain will never realize that.

Look on the bright side. If they earn a Darwin award before they manage to convince Suzee down at the trailer park to reproduce with them, the species is better off.

[Ceej]

This story would be a lot more cool if the bike you were referring to was a Schwinn or something.


Anyway, I'll post the obligatory RIP Vulture.

[Dartgod]

I love me a good off-season pile-on.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

[penguinz]

You are a god damned fool. Just because you think you are a good rider and you have never been in an accident it does not mean you are invulnerable to having one tomorrow. Grow the **** up and learn some responsibility.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

If he wasn't just doing it for attention, I'd agree.

[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I love me a good off-season pile-on.

so does your mom...

[whatsmynameagain]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Absolutely the dumbest ****ing post Ive ever seen on an internet message board. I hope you die soon.

stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!

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