If chiefsplanet members were cities...

[Rain Man]

...here are the cities that they would be.

I took the top 276 posters and linked them with the metro area whose population is the same rank in the U.S. (There are 276 formal metropolitan areas in the U.S.) I am the Chiefsplanet equivalent of Phoenix.

No, I don't know why I did this.

Rausch 27,852 New York-Northern New Jersey-Long Island, NY-NJ-CT-PA CMSA
Phobia 26,968 Los Angeles-Riverside-Orange County, CA CMSA
Logical 21,528 Chicago-Gary-Kenosha, IL-IN-WI CMSA
KCWolfman 21,216 Washington-Baltimore, DC-MD-VA-WV CMSA
htismaqe 19,038 San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose, CA CMSA
frazod 18,839 Philadelphia-Wilmington-Atlantic City, PA-NJ-DE-MD CMSA
ENDelt260 18,192 Boston-Worcester-Lawrence, MA-NH-ME-CT CMSA
keg in kc 15,825 Detroit-Ann Arbor-Flint, MI CMSA
DaWolf 14,427 Dallas-Fort Worth, TX CMSA
JOhn 14,332 Houston-Galveston-Brazoria, TX CMSA
Taco John 14,033 Atlanta, GA MSA
Cody 13,299 Miami-Fort Lauderdale, FL CMSA
BIG_DADDY 13,207 Seattle-Tacoma-Bremerton, WA CMSA
Rain Man 13,145 Phoenix-Mesa, AZ MSA
NaptownChief 12,259 Cleveland-Akron, OH CMSA
Psicosis 12,149 Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN-WI MSA
lazarus 11,578 San Diego, CA MSA
Baby Lee 11,252 St. Louis, MO-IL MSA
Iowanian 10,481 Denver-Boulder-Greeley, CO CMSA
Brock Landers 10,342 Pittsburgh, PA MSA
DenverChief 10,332 Tampa-St. Petersburg-Clearwater, FL MSA
KCTitus 10,278 Portland-Salem, OR-WA CMSA
tommykat 9,802 Cincinnati-Hamilton, OH-KY-IN CMSA
morphius 9,769 Kansas City, MO-KS MSA
KcMizzou 9,531 Sacramento-Yolo, CA CMSA
HC_Chief 9,520 Milwaukee-Racine, WI CMSA
LVNHACK 9,238 San Antonio, TX MSA
Robert_Dole 8,945 Norfolk-Virginia Beach-Newport News, VA-NC MSA
Mile High Mania 8,844 Indianapolis, IN MSA
stevieray 8,702 Orlando, FL MSA
Skip Towne 8,400 Columbus, OH MSA
Gaz 7,914 Charlotte-Gastonia-Rock Hill, NC-SC MSA
tk13 7,854 Las Vegas, NV-AZ MSA
SNR 7,849 New Orleans, LA MSA
memyselfi 7,825 Salt Lake City-Ogden, UT MSA
Lattimer 7,771 Greensboro--Winston-Salem--High Point, NC MSA
Bwana 7,729 Nashville, TN MSA
dawsonpa 7,497 Hartford, CT MSA
raiderhader 7,172 Austin-San Marcos, TX MSA
Slayer Andretti 7,093 Buffalo-Niagara Falls, NY MSA
papasmurf 6,995 Providence-Fall River-Warwick, RI-MA MSA
Mark M 6,896 Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill, NC MSA
Hoover 6,859 Memphis, TN-AR-MS MSA
ROYC75 6,762 Rochester, NY MSA
bkkcoh 6,681 Jacksonville, FL MSA
Clint in Wichita 6,559 Grand Rapids-Muskegon-Holland, MI MSA
ChiTown 6,468 West Palm Beach-Boca Raton, FL MSA
EBOLA 6,381 Oklahoma City, OK MSA
Joe Seahawk 6,372 Louisville, KY-IN MSA
siberian khatru 6,338 Richmond-Petersburg, VA MSA
headsnap 6,317 Dayton-Springfield, OH MSA
MrBlond 6,148 Greenville-Spartanburg-Anderson, SC MSA
Bearcat 6,063 Birmingham, AL MSA
Garcia Bronco 6,012 Fresno, CA MSA
jAZ 5,960 Albany-Schenectady-Troy, NY MSA
Boozer 5,960 Honolulu, HI MSA
Mr. Christopher 5,947 Tucson, AZ MSA
PastorMikH 5,636 Tulsa, OK MSA
Lzen 5,621 Syracuse, NY MSA
Sure-Oz 5,444 El Paso, TX MSA
Sky 5,335 Omaha, NE-IA MSA
RedNeckRaider 5,185 Albuquerque, NM MSA
Hydrae 5,170 Knoxville, TN MSA
alanm 5,096 Bakersfield, CA MSA
Ugly Duck 5,076 Harrisburg-Lebanon-Carlisle, PA MSA
jiveturkey 5,022 Allentown-Bethlehem-Easton, PA MSA
Chiefnj 5,009 Scranton--Wilkes-Barre--Hazleton, PA MSA
the Talking Can 4,957 Toledo, OH MSA
Coogs 4,936 Youngstown-Warren, OH MSA
CHIEF4EVER 4,908 Baton Rouge, LA MSA
milkman 4,897 Springfield, MA MSA
KCJohnny 4,825 Stockton-Lodi, CA MSA
58Forever 4,717 Little Rock-North Little Rock, AR MSA
The Bad Guy 4,542 Charleston-North Charleston, SC MSA
KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX 4,536 Sarasota-Bradenton, FL MSA
philfree 4,510 Wichita, KS MSA
Eric Draven 4,506 Mobile, AL MSA
go bo 4,481 McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, TX MSA
BigChiefFan 4,474 Columbia, SC MSA
JimNasium 4,450 Colorado Springs, CO MSA
whoman69 4,349 Fort Wayne, IN MSA
Pitt Gorilla 4,327 Daytona Beach, FL MSA
®aiders®ock 4,305 Melbourne-Titusville-Palm Bay, FL MSA
gh4chiefs 4,296 Johnson City-Kingsport-Bristol, TN-VA MSA
WilliamTheIrish 4,273 Augusta-Aiken, GA-SC MSA
jcroft 4,197 Lancaster, PA MSA
Fat Elvis 4,104 Lakeland-Winter Haven, FL MSA
2bikemike 4,024 Lexington, KY MSA
AustinChief 3,975 Chattanooga, TN-GA MSA
FloridaChief 3,971 Lansing-East Lansing, MI MSA
ptlyon 3,921 Kalamazoo-Battle Creek, MI MSA
Dartgod 3,819 Des Moines, IA MSA
VaporizerMan 3,674 Modesto, CA MSA
Michael Michigan 3,505 Jackson, MS MSA
nmt1 3,479 Madison, WI MSA
ck_IN 3,454 Spokane, WA MSA
Talisman 3,411 Boise City, ID MSA
mcan 3,351 Pensacola, FL MSA
shakesthecat 3,314 Canton-Massillon, OH MSA
B2chiefsfan 3,284 Saginaw-Bay City-Midland, MI MSA
fbal4lif32 3,268 Fort Myers-Cape Coral, FL MSA
Adam KC 3,251 Santa Barbara-Santa Maria-Lompoc, CA MSA
AJKCFAN 3,228 Corpus Christi, TX MSA
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan 3,198 Shreveport-Bossier City, LA MSA
Zebedee DuBois 3,145 Lafayette, LA MSA
ZachKC 3,144 York, PA MSA
chief52 3,008 Beaumont-Port Arthur, TX MSA
KS Smitty 2,994 Salinas, CA MSA
The Equalizer 2,977 Davenport-Moline-Rock Island, IA-IL MSA
KC Jones 2,932 Rockford, IL MSA
Alphaman 2,908 Visalia-Tulare-Porterville, CA MSA
JazzzLovr 2,898 Reading, PA MSA
Mi_chief_fan 2,889 Biloxi-Gulfport-Pascagoula, MS MSA
BigChiefDave 2,839 Appleton-Oshkosh-Neenah, WI MSA
voyager 2,824 Provo-Orem, UT MSA
DanT 2,719 Peoria-Pekin, IL MSA
WisChief 2,705 Huntsville, AL MSA
BrainCase 2,585 Brownsville-Harlingen-San Benito, TX MSA
Cochise 2,561 Hickory-Morganton-Lenoir, NC MSA
Cannibal 2,444 Montgomery, AL MSA
suds79 2,431 Macon, GA MSA
Archie F. Swin 2,423 Reno, NV MSA
FringeNC 2,413 Eugene-Springfield, OR MSA
old_geezer 2,352 Huntington-Ashland, WV-KY-OH MSA
KC Kings 2,309 Springfield, MO MSA
DJay23 2,289 Fort Pierce-Port St. Lucie, FL MSA
Lightning Rod 2,259 Killeen-Temple, TX MSA
Radar Chief 2,251 Utica-Rome, NY MSA
UMKC 1L 2,241 Evansville-Henderson, IN-KY MSA
grandllama 2,239 Savannah, GA MSA
California Injun 2,224 Fayetteville-Springdale-Rogers, AR MSA
Otter 2,177 New London-Norwich, CT-RI MSA
Luzap 2,167 Fayetteville, NC MSA
oleman47 2,147 Erie, PA MSA
chiefsfan58 2,121 Columbus, GA-AL MSA
seclark 2,072 Tallahassee, FL MSA
DrNick 2,062 South Bend, IN MSA
sportsshrink 2,047 Anchorage, AK MSA
hawaiianboy 2,027 Charleston, WV MSA
Duck Dog 2,004 Binghamton, NY MSA
OVER-HEAD 1,976 Ocala, FL MSA
brent102fire 1,945 Odessa-Midland, TX MSA
CosmicPal 1,934 Lincoln, NE MSA
TheFly 1,920 San Luis Obispo-Atascadero-Paso Robles, CA MSA
KC Dan 1,920 Fort Collins-Loveland, CO MSA
munkey 1,906 Duluth-Superior, MN-WI MSA
mmaddog 1,895 Portland, ME MSA
JefChef 1,882 Johnstown, PA MSA
mikey23545 1,864 Lubbock, TX MSA
Slim_Shady 1,855 Roanoke, VA MSA
CASHMAN 1,841 Wilmington, NC MSA
Cormac 1,809 Yakima, WA MSA
Amnorix 1,804 Green Bay, WI MSA
RJ 1,787 Asheville, NC MSA
Redcoats58 1,787 Longview-Marshall, TX MSA
ndbbm 1,780 Lynchburg, VA MSA
Chief Henry 1,772 Amarillo, TX MSA
PunkinDrublic 1,739 Naples, FL MSA
Scaga 1,707 Waco, TX MSA
Ernie Conwell 1,695 Springfield, IL MSA
theultimatekcchiefsfan 1,682 Clarksville-Hopkinsville, TN-KY MSA
Warrior5 1,665 Merced, CA MSA
LegitimusGrim 1,634 Gainesville, FL MSA
T-post Tom 1,605 Fort Smith, AR-OK MSA
cheeeefs 1,598 Chico-Paradise, CA MSA
redbrian 1,592 Houma, LA MSA
Valiant 1,587 Laredo, TX MSA
bishop_74 1,578 Cedar Rapids, IA MSA
Ecto-I 1,553 Richland-Kennewick-Pasco, WA MSA
ExtremeChief 1,552 Lake Charles, LA MSA
redhed 1,538 Myrtle Beach, SC MSA
ChiefGator 1,486 Mansfield, OH MSA
patteeu 1,481 Medford-Ashland, OR MSA
Chief Roundup 1,473 Lafayette, IN MSA
The Rick 1,463 Elkhart-Goshen, IN MSA
Herzig 1,458 Topeka, KS MSA
jettio 1,458 Las Cruces, NM MSA
KC2003 1,446 Champaign-Urbana, IL MSA
DaKCMan AP 1,437 Fargo-Moorhead, ND-MN MSA
CanadaKC 1,437 Fort Walton Beach, FL MSA
Packfan 1,429 Tyler, TX MSA
Tribal Warfare 1,422 Burlington, VT MSA
SDChiefsfan 1,417 St. Cloud, MN MSA
PennyWise 1,372 Redding, CA MSA
el borracho 1,342 Sioux Falls, SD MSA
NewChief 1,309 Tuscaloosa, AL MSA
Phony Gonzalez 1,299 Bellingham, WA MSA
mlyonsd 1,291 Benton Harbor, MI MSA
Chief Faithful 1,272 Jackson, MI MSA
47mack 1,253 Lima, OH MSA
donkhater 1,239 Wheeling, WV-OH MSA
KCChiefsMan 1,234 Barnstable-Yarmouth, MA MSA
coryt 1,232 Charlottesville, VA MSA
tomahawk kid 1,211 Janesville-Beloit, WI MSA
RINGLEADER 1,181 Joplin, MO MSA
e_train69 1,175 Parkersburg-Marietta, WV-OH MSA
Bronco_Buster 1,170 Terre Haute, IN MSA
J Diddy 1,153 Panama City, FL MSA
dtebbe 1,112 Rocky Mount, NC MSA
mizzou5 1,103 Monroe, LA MSA
redsurfer11 1,094 Bloomington-Normal, IL MSA
manny 1,075 Eau Claire, WI MSA
bhud 1,066 Decatur, AL MSA
Cosmo 1,064 Santa Fe, NM MSA
Beatlemanu 1,036 Jacksonville, NC MSA
KingPriest2 1,036 Athens, GA MSA
chieffanphil 1,024 Yuba City, CA MSA
aturnis 1,017 Jamestown, NY MSA
stumppy 999 Punta Gorda, FL MSA
Gary 975 Pueblo, CO MSA
Chris Meck 962 Florence, AL MSA
Ethelyn 961 Wichita Falls, TX MSA
chiefshead33 947 Yuma, AZ MSA
chop 938 Dothan, AL MSA
penchief 934 Bryan-College Station, TX MSA
Vindicator 930 Steubenville-Weirton, OH-WV MSA
BIG K 917 State College, PA MSA
roger 912 Columbia, MO MSA
Mr Grimm 908 Altoona, PA MSA
duncan_idaho 906 Greenville, NC MSA
Team RamRod 896 Billings, MT MSA
ILChief 893 Alexandria, LA MSA
Old Codger 892 Dover, DE MSA
angel 868 Florence, SC MSA
ZootedGranny 861 Wausau, WI MSA
chief husker 860 Texarkana, TX-Texarkana, AR MSA
KevB 859 Abilene, TX MSA
BroncoFan 848 La Crosse, WI-MN MSA
RedandGold 845 Glens Falls, NY MSA
King_Chief_Fan 844 Sharon, PA MSA
conjureman 843 Flagstaff, AZ-UT MSA
G_Man 841 Sioux City, IA-NE MSA
KILLER_CLOWN 831 Waterloo-Cedar Falls, IA MSA
One Arrowhead Dave 823 Rochester, MN MSA
chiefsfan1963 819 Albany, GA MSA
MOhillbilly 816 Bloomington, IN MSA
kcred 812 Williamsport, PA MSA
RednFeisty 807 Anniston, AL MSA
WarCry! 795 Muncie, IN MSA
kcnut 792 Grand Junction, CO MSA
chiefqueen 754 Decatur, IL MSA
shane69 753 Hattiesburg, MS MSA
Stinger 752 Sumter, SC MSA
Frankie 751 Goldsboro, NC MSA
booger 744 Sheboygan, WI MSA
PHOG 743 Danville, VA MSA
chief4life 717 Lawton, OK MSA
splatbass 707 Iowa City, IA MSA
phillfree 704 Sherman-Denison, TX MSA
Dave Lane 693 Gadsden, AL MSA
Yosef_Malkovitch 677 San Angelo, TX MSA
ClearmontChief 658 Auburn-Opelika, AL MSA
Nubian Nut 650 Jackson, TN MSA
CrazyHorse 648 Kokomo, IN MSA
R&GHOMER 643 Lawrence, KS MSA
JohninGpt 638 Cumberland, MD-WV MSA
yoswif 626 St. Joseph, MO MSA
AZChief 625 Grand Forks, ND-MN MSA
DTLB58 614 Bismarck, ND MSA
DiscoJones 598 Elmira, NY MSA
Donnier4 592 Bangor, ME MSA
LMT 588 Owensboro, KY MSA
Chiefaholic 572 Missoula, MT MSA
Oxford 571 Lewiston-Auburn, ME MSA
OmahaChief 570 Rapid City, SD MSA
Digital Takawira 558 Dubuque, IA MSA
DeepSouth 539 Pittsfield, MA MSA
PRIEST 539 Victoria, TX MSA
listopencil 537 Pine Bluff, AR MSA
heapshake 537 Cheyenne, WY MSA
WEIRDWOLF 533 Great Falls, MT MSA
Mojo Rising 517 Jonesboro, AR MSA
Bricky 516 Corvallis, OR MSA
spe725 514 Pocatello, ID MSA
jcl-kcfan2 511 Casper, WY MSA
DrT 500 Enid, OK MSA

[Gaz]

I am taking up a collection to buy Rain Man a life.

xoxo~
Gaz
Used to think he had no life.

[Chief Chief]

Forget it, Gaz...it's just not worth it as he'd just waste it away.

For his sake, someone should gut him like a fish so at least he'd get some enjoyment from his so-called life right before it ends.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Gaz

I am taking up a collection to buy Rain Man a life.

xoxo~
Gaz
Used to think he had no life.

I think I could turn things around with a vacation to northern Italy. How's the collection going?

On the other hand, I do not think that being gutted like a fish would be helpful, but then I'm no psychologist.

[whoman69]

Originally Posted by Gaz

I am taking up a collection to buy Rain Man a life.

xoxo~
Gaz
Used to think he had no life.

I think it was an interesting idea. Probably took about an hour to replace the city populations with the posters and post totals. Who here on the planet can say they haven't wasted an hour?
Sure beats the "Who's your favorite Spice girl?" thread we get in off-season.

[Gaz]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think I could turn things around with a vacation to northern Italy. How's the collection going?

On the other hand, I do not think that being gutted like a fish would be helpful, but then I'm no psychologist.

I have 3 cents [I stole them from the “need a penny?” cup in the cafeteria] and some pocket lint. I expect the donations will pour in when I do a tearful rendition of “Feelings” near the end of the fundraiser.

xoxo~
Gaz
Reconsidering the “gut him like a fish” proposal.

[Talisman]

Ginger.

[Rain Man]

Eh, it's a start.

Feel free to follow Jerry Lewis' lead and cart me on stage at some point so people can pity my physical conditioning.

[htismaqe]

htismaqe 19,038 San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose, CA CMSA

SON OF A BITCH!

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

...here are the cities that they would be.


CosmicPal 1,934 Lincoln, NE MSA

I need to make more posts in order to get out of that lame town.

[Lzen]

Syracuse, NY? Are you kidding me?

[Lzen]

Well, at least I'm not like Parker.

[SJ Bronco]

htismaqe 19,038 San Francisco-Oakland-San Jose, CA CMSA

SON OF A BITCH!

Hey you take out chokeland and Frissssssssssssssco and its a good area.

[Mr. Christopher]

Tucson, AZ...

Not bad, but a year ago I would have been Pittsburg or Tampa...

Rain Man, why did you do this again?

[whoman69]

I've moved up from Ft. Wayne to Witchita. I still want to retire in Honolulu.

[whoman69]

Since KCJohnny and 58 forever don't post anymore, I should be able to move to Charleston in no time.