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royr17 · 07:19 AM

Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean really - do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?

**Iowanian** · 12-26-2004, 10:29 PM

I have a friend who is always talking trash about other women....

Myself and a couple of other buddies refer to her as "Debba the Hutt".......Imagine the personality of Den.ise, the Beard of Gochiefs, and the Body of a volkswagon hippy van.........if Volkswagon Hippy vans had a fat roll on the back of their neck that looked like a Canadian on Southpark was talking when she moves her head at all.

12-26-2004, 10:30 PM

Dude, seriously. That chick ain't half bad. You should challenge her to a pizza eating contest. If she wins, you should hump. If you win, you should hump.

That's the only way to win.

royr17 · 12-26-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by manfire

damn

could u imagine taking her to Red Lobster??

I'd probably end up doing that and than to a movie.

Spott · 12-26-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Dude, seriously. That chick ain't half bad. You should challenge her to a pizza eating contest. If she wins, you should hump. If you win, you should hump.

That's the only way to win.

If it's a tie, can they just hump the pizza?

royr17 · 12-26-2004, 10:31 PM

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO.

royr17 · 12-26-2004, 10:31 PM

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

12-26-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I'd probably end up doing that and than to a movie.

Rule #692 of dating:
Don't ever take your girlfriend to a place where she could get popcorn stuck in her mustache.

**Iowanian** · 12-26-2004, 10:31 PM

I think you should take her to Whitecastle and get a box of sliders and go parking in a van, down by the river.

[/clown hat]
Little Buddy........Don't listen to any of these Clowns(self included)..If she's of age, and likes you back, in person.......let nature takes its course....it isn't the Oklahoma land grab in Cooter Holler.

6 Iron · 12-26-2004, 10:32 PM

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royr17 · 12-26-2004, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Rule #692 of dating:
Don't ever take your girlfriend to a place where she could get popcorn stuck in her mustache.

Slayer Diablo · 12-26-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Is this the one whom you consider the best?

ChiefsFire · 12-26-2004, 10:34 PM

hey roy

im just playin with ya...
best of luck with her and her bigboned friend

Spott · 12-26-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Here's a lesson for you. The better they look, they more evil they really are. If you say stuff like that to a girl/woman, they will walk all over you and not respect you. You should act like you're the one doing her a favor.

royr17 · 12-26-2004, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by manfire

hey roy

im just playin with ya...
best of luck with her and her bigboned friend

Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

ChiefsFire · 12-26-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

cool

we will all sit in the row behind you and make rude remarks and you can jump up and kick our asses....

definintely score you some hero points..

maybe you can get to second base after the game then

12-26-2004, 09:32 PM
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