Your Daily Life Tip by Womble Esq

[Womble]

Every day I will provide you all with one tip to improve your life.

I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed.

This OP will track all of my tips.

Please note, I am not interested in a discussion and will not reply to any of your responses. Take it and improve or leave it and continue to sink. *Edit - rule relaxed and I'll sometimes reply to or insult participants.

Your Limey,

Womble Esq x

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[ptlyon]

I'm sure it's just like Montana

[Womble]

Originally Posted by Eureka

That's why it's a SLANG term.

For Example: the word Fairy is a mythical creature but If I called you a fairy it means you're a pillow bitter.

Womble isn't a slang term dude. Just because you read something on the internet doesn't make it a real slang word. Cockwomble is slang for an idiot and a womble is a mythical creature that picks up litter on Wimbledon Common.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by New World Order

Can you buy dental floss in England or do you have to order it online?

Yes we can buy dental floss. We also have better oral health on average than Americans.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/17/h...udy/index.html

[Womble]

And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

[Easy 6]

Where is that promised British Foods thread, by the way?

Stop hiding from it and get on with it... reach down, grab your sack and get proud

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Womble

When walking on the pavement I will always walk on the side with the cars driving towards me. In the UK that means the right hand side but for the US that would mean the left hand side. I do this because you can see what the vehicles travelling in your direction are doing. If there's someone driving erratically *cough Rashee* then you just won't pick that up if it's coming from behind you, whereas if the vehicle is coming towards you, you'll at least have a few seconds to react and get out of the way.

Could save your life. Maybe.

What do you do if you’ve already wiped 5 times, but you’re still getting shit on the paper?

[scho63]

Your Daily Womble Tip by Life Magazine:

Don't listen to Limeys

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Womble

Yes we can buy dental floss. We also have better oral health on average than Americans.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/17/h...udy/index.html

Bet your country gives better oral than our country too

[scho63]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Bet your country gives better oral than our country too

As long as they keep those awful toofeys out of the way.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Womble

Yes we can buy dental floss. We also have better oral health on average than Americans.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/17/h...udy/index.html

I'm going to need a better source than the British journal...

[Rainbarrel]

Does anyone ever just put the tip in. This fruit was lower than Lamar Jackson playoff score

[Eureka]

Originally Posted by Womble

Yes we can buy dental floss. We also have better oral health on average than Americans.

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/17/h...udy/index.html

Maybe, some stereotypes aren't true? Then again maybe they are....

[Womble]

If you're away in a different city and you feel the urge to shite coming on, do yourself a favour and don't subject yourself to the grim and dehumanising experience that comes with public toilets. Get your phone out, search for the nearest 4 or 5 star hotel, walk in confidentially past the check in desks into the lobby and locate the ground floor restrooms. You'll likely be the only one in the whole restroom so you can let it rip like a tactical nuke. The hotel will probably have those fancy handwash gels for washing your hands too. A step up from Kohl's.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Womble

If you're away in a different city and you feel the urge to shite coming on, do yourself a favour and don't subject yourself to the grim and dehumanising experience that comes with public toilets. Get your phone out, search for the nearest 4 or 5 star hotel, walk in confidentially past the check in desks into the lobby and locate the ground floor restrooms. You'll likely be the only one in the whole restroom so you can let it rip like a tactical nuke. The hotel will probably have those fancy handwash gels for washing your hands too. A step up from Kohl's.

Be a real man and hold it in until it's a ****ing emergency, then go to the nearest convenience store restroom and disgust everyone without giving a shit.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Be a real man and hold it in until it's a ****ing emergency, then go to the nearest convenience store restroom and disgust everyone without giving a shit.

It's a life tip, not an American life tip. If you're in a place where the locals don't speak English like Tokyo or Glasgow, then how are you going to get a guy to let you into his backroom toilet in his shitty shop if you can't speak the lingo?

Find yourself a nice hotel and shit to your arse's content. Trust me on this one bruv, I've almost certainly got far more public defecation life experience that you. I consider myself a toilet connoisseur.