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08-20-2004, 06:53 PM | #61 | |
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I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium." Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up: 1st base: Kissing and caressing 2nd base: Inside the bra 3rd base: Inside the pants "Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say.... Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."
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08-20-2004, 06:54 PM | #62 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:58 PM | #63 | |
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim....
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08-20-2004, 06:58 PM | #64 | |
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08-20-2004, 06:59 PM | #65 | |
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Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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08-20-2004, 07:01 PM | #66 |
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Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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08-20-2004, 07:02 PM | #67 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:02 PM | #68 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:04 PM | #69 |
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OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this .
Honey, I have a headache, bring the tylenol !
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08-20-2004, 07:06 PM | #71 | |
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....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know? Friends? Chum? Buddy?
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08-20-2004, 07:06 PM | #72 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:07 PM | #73 |
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This thread needs PICs.....
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08-20-2004, 07:11 PM | #74 | |
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08-20-2004, 07:12 PM | #75 |
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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