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Your Daily Life Tip by Womble Esq
Every day I will provide you all with one tip to improve your life.
I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed. This OP will track all of my tips. Please note, I am not interested in a discussion and will not reply to any of your responses. Take it and improve or leave it and continue to sink. *Edit - rule relaxed and I'll sometimes reply to or insult participants. Your Limey, Womble Esq x 1.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...68&postcount=5 2.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...8&postcount=41 3.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...8&postcount=49 4.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...5&postcount=73 5.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...8&postcount=78 6.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...5&postcount=93 7.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=105 8.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=107 9.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=118 10.https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=155 Last edited by Womble; 06-17-2024 at 05:25 PM.. |
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I'm sure it's just like Montana
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Womble isn't a slang term dude. Just because you read something on the internet doesn't make it a real slang word. Cockwomble is slang for an idiot and a womble is a mythical creature that picks up litter on Wimbledon Common.
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No Tip Sunday
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.
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pie is never free
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Where is that promised British Foods thread, by the way?
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Politically Incorrect
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Your Daily Womble Tip by Life Magazine:
Don't listen to Limeys
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As long as they keep those awful toofeys out of the way.
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Does anyone ever just put the tip in. This fruit was lower than Lamar Jackson playoff score
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C Chiefs once a year!
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Life tip #4
If you're away in a different city and you feel the urge to shite coming on, do yourself a favour and don't subject yourself to the grim and dehumanising experience that comes with public toilets. Get your phone out, search for the nearest 4 or 5 star hotel, walk in confidentially past the check in desks into the lobby and locate the ground floor restrooms. You'll likely be the only one in the whole restroom so you can let it rip like a tactical nuke. The hotel will probably have those fancy handwash gels for washing your hands too. A step up from Kohl's.
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Find yourself a nice hotel and shit to your arse's content. Trust me on this one bruv, I've almost certainly got far more public defecation life experience that you. I consider myself a toilet connoisseur.
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