My theory: How to eliminate girls' control over sex

[KCChiefsMan]

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[ndbbm]

Originally Posted by ChiTown

Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"

Ahh, the good ol' days.....

[ndbbm]

I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by ndbbm

I was always a fan of:

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No?
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

Rodney Carrington is a funny motherf*****...

[Iowanian]

yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.

[ndbbm]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'll bet you spent alot of time singing to them too...

"aaaah like mah women like I like mah chicken
with a little bit of fat on the end...
not too much,
and not too little...
just enough
to maaaaake meeeee griiiiiiin."



A hopeless romantic you are.

"I've got a 12 inch dick, and a dozen roses.....and a pickup truck....hubba hubba hubba hey!" That's all i wrote for that one.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

yes.....yes he is, indeed.

I'm pretty sure he wrote a song for a few of our members....including both the thread's author and delt....Dear Penis.

And me...

Titties & Beer....

[JazzzLovr]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

And me...

Titties & Beer....

Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

Except that on you, they're called "manboobs".

DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

[JazzzLovr]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

Sorry... It was just the way you worded that post. I would have made the same reply if just about anybody had said it. It was nothing personal. In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

But I'm bored, and it made me laugh. So it stayed.

[JazzzLovr]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

DAYUM!! That wasn't called for was it?

BTW, aren't you glad that I don't talk nearly as much in person?

Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

In fact, I did have a bit of remorse and almost deleted it.

Maybe you should have done that. Maybe you should also go help Paul forget about his little robot idea.

[ndbbm]

I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

Originally Posted by ndbbm

I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

So she can deride and insult you? Jeez, like she's the only one with that talent, ya orphan bastard

[cadmonkey]

Originally Posted by ndbbm

I think Jazzlover may be the sole reason i come out to Arrowhead this year. Well, and a few others.

Speaking of coming out to Arrowhead, ChiefinNE and myself were thinking of coming out for the Patriots game. How tough is it to come across tickets out there?