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05-19-2014, 01:24 PM | #61 |
Embrace the love
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After heart surgery it took me a week and some laxatives. It'll come and when it does it'll be glorious.
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05-19-2014, 01:54 PM | #62 |
Now it's Willie Time!
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In the mean time, install a seat belt and handles on your shitter.
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Cast Iron Jedi
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VARSITY
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05-19-2014, 01:59 PM | #64 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Claythanoscopy
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05-19-2014, 02:11 PM | #65 |
Now it's Willie Time!
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“You may think RaiderH8r is just a thinker. But I’m not just a thinker. I’m a doer. Every day I go out there, and rev that engine, fire it up, grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And when the fear rises up in my belly, I use it. Fear is powerful, because it’s been there for billions of years. And it is good. And I use it. And I ride it; I ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell.” |
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05-19-2014, 02:11 PM | #66 |
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Just think of how good its going to feel when it comes out -
I have attached a gif that I think is appropriate. Thank you, gentleman, you may now return to your business. |
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05-19-2014, 02:13 PM | #67 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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That dirty butt pirate!
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05-19-2014, 02:14 PM | #68 |
Diablo Negro
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Just go buy a bag of those sugar free gummy bears. Problem solved.
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05-19-2014, 02:14 PM | #69 |
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just don't get a prolapse.
(I looked that one up once on the internetz.....never again)
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05-19-2014, 02:16 PM | #70 |
I'll be back.
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Update: 3:14 PM CDT
I continue to rip farts. Strangely, the beginning of each fart feels as if it might be the turd of destiny, that lets loose the tidal wave o shit....but I remain disappointed. A courier has been dispatched to deliver this secret "magnesium" bomb. The Anus will not stand against this chemical warfare. |
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05-19-2014, 02:16 PM | #71 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Rectum? Damn near turned em inside out!
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05-19-2014, 02:17 PM | #72 |
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"wave o' shit".
I didn't realize you were Irish
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05-19-2014, 02:18 PM | #73 |
Take a Chill Pill
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05-19-2014, 02:19 PM | #74 |
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once it's out, you should celebrate by eating a block of cheese.
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05-19-2014, 02:20 PM | #75 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Get in the bathtub man gonna be shit everywhere
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