Poop Ball Powder - Page 5

**alnorth** · 11:20 PM

Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Sone of you guys should powder your asses as well.

I'd end up farting in public and they'd think I was a terrorist.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Peppermint Patty sensation without crop dusting the floor when wearing boxers.

Does the lotion keep you dry as well as the powder though? I hadn't heard of the lotion variety before.

jet62 · 04-08-2012, 11:09 AM

This is the only ball powder I use.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 11:13 AM

Christ, I never realized I was such a huge proponent of powdering testicles. Of all the things I could be an advocate of, why this? Saving the environment, cancer research, better education funding? NOPE. A dry, cool, comfortable scrotum is what I wish for society.

**alnorth** · 04-08-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Christ, I never realized I was such a huge proponent of powdering testicles. Of all the things I could be an advocate of, why this? Saving the environment, cancer research, better education funding? NOPE. A dry, cool, comfortable scrotum is what I wish for society.

Every cause needs an advocate. We can't all be mother Teresa.

WV · 04-08-2012, 05:26 PM

Never thought about it until I started running recently. Chaffing is a bitch....used baby powder, have to check out the gold bond!

redfan · 04-08-2012, 05:53 PM

"You gotta get up, and wash yer nuts,
You gotta get up, and wash yer nuts,
And then you powder yer nuts."

**lewdog** · 04-08-2012, 06:04 PM

Alright so I need the "how to" thread on this. Do I just shower, put on my underwear, then dump some powder on all of it? Put it in my hand and apply just to my berries?

Crush · 04-08-2012, 07:19 PM

Gold Bond FTW

**KcMizzou** · 04-08-2012, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

Alright so I need the "how to" thread on this. Do I just shower, put on my underwear, then dump some powder on all of it? Put it in my hand and apply just to my berries?

It's not rocket surgery.

Crush · 04-08-2012, 07:25 PM

To my fellow Gold Bonders,

Do you use the yellow or green bottle?

Crush · 04-08-2012, 07:30 PM

Seriously though, I thought everyone used Gold Bond or something similar. I bet you guys are itching like crazy by the end of the day.

**KcMizzou** · 04-08-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

To my fellow Gold Bonders,

Do you use the yellow or green bottle?

Yellow.

Crush · 04-08-2012, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Yellow.

Yellow for me as well. Although, the green bottle promises that extra kick. I may have to try out some green.

lcarus · 04-08-2012, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Yellow for me as well. Although, the green bottle promises that extra kick. I may have to try out some green.

The yellow is like a nice spring breeze. The green bottle is like the blizzard of 1888 in your undies.

View Poll Results: Do you use powder?
Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar!	20	16.81%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk.	10	8.40%
Only if I have jock itch.	38	31.93%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing.	46	38.66%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing.	5	4.20%
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04-08-2012, 11:09 AM	#63
jet62 Still looking for my car keys Join Date: Jul 2006 Casino cash: $1080916	This is the only ball powder I use.
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04-08-2012, 11:13 AM	#64
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-79887	Christ, I never realized I was such a huge proponent of powdering testicles. Of all the things I could be an advocate of, why this? Saving the environment, cancer research, better education funding? NOPE. A dry, cool, comfortable scrotum is what I wish for society.
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04-08-2012, 05:26 PM	#66
WV Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $10004950	Never thought about it until I started running recently. Chaffing is a bitch....used baby powder, have to check out the gold bond!
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04-08-2012, 05:53 PM	#67
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04-08-2012, 06:04 PM	#68
lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $-78100	Alright so I need the "how to" thread on this. Do I just shower, put on my underwear, then dump some powder on all of it? Put it in my hand and apply just to my berries? __________________ 2024 Royals game thread record 3-0
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04-08-2012, 07:19 PM	#69
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $3657091	Gold Bond FTW
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04-08-2012, 07:25 PM	#71
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $3657091	To my fellow Gold Bonders, Do you use the yellow or green bottle?
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04-08-2012, 07:30 PM	#72
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $3657091	Seriously though, I thought everyone used Gold Bond or something similar. I bet you guys are itching like crazy by the end of the day.
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