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This Week's Important Florida News!
Two Boffo Stories:
Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head. Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go. Florida, I love you. You're just so fun! Story #1: Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far. Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports. The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges. On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays. According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him." The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14. Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school. http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392 Story #2: 'A' for effort? Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla. Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police. The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed. The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?" She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts. Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant. |
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six people brawl with a toddler tagged along
"A brawl broke out at Edison Mall in Fort Myers on Sunday afternoon during the busy holiday shopping season.
The graphic video shows a group of people punching and kicking one another, and a woman pushing a child’s stroller appears and kicks one of the women in the head. She then leaves the baby off to the side as she goes running. Fort Myers Police said they were called at about 4:30 p.m. on Sunday for a disturbance of peace call at the mall. When officers arrived, the scene had already broken up, but approximately two hours later, police were called back regarding apparent injuries stemming from the fight. In a police report, two victims were identified as 20-year-old Marlesha Williams and 18-year-old Verdasia Eleaby. They said they were attacked by people who believe they were related to the shooting death of Samuel Jones in Lehigh Acres. The two women allege they were punched, kicked, spat upon and had their hair pulled during the fight. Williams and Eleaby both sustained injuries as a result, and the police report said they wanted to press charges. The police report indicates there were six suspects responsible for the women’s injuries, however, police did not release their identities. The mall’s general manager, Ruben Irizarry, said he had no comment on the matter as of Monday morning as they were still gathering information." Link: http://wkrn.com/2017/12/19/video-chi...da-mall-brawl/ |
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That mall is ghetto AF.
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Marlesha and Verdasia
Those are fine ghetto names
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The year in review in Florida https://twitter.com/i/moments/946822715033337856
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I love Florida News. The thread that keeps on giving!
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Snow flurries are falling as far south as Tallahassee, Florida, where officials were forced to close a section of Interstate 10 due to icy conditions.
The National Weather Service predicted snow flurries across a swath of northern Florida, from Tallahassee to Jacksonville, on Wednesday morning. Accumulations were not expected. On its Twitter account, The Tallahassee Police Department warned motorists that ice could form on bridges early Wednesday. The weather service in Tallahassee tweeted that there's 0.1 inch (0.25 centimeter) of snow on the roof of the building. Schools in at least five districts canceled classes on Wednesday as well. In Tallahassee, students were supposed to return from winter break, but got another day thanks to the weather. Also in the Orlando area, theme parks closed water attractions due to cold weather.
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How cold did it get?
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Jacksonville and area a little worse.
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Dude its ****ing horrible here in daytona. Had to go get food earlier and the rain combined with wind and cold is pissing me off, woe is me
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