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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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#722 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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the pregnant girls around me either farted or pissed their pants I can't tell for sure
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#723 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"
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#724 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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Sometimes when you are having sex with a girl with saggy titties if they are on their backs the titties don't look to bad, then you can control them sort of like the way you drive a tank and make grrrrrrrrr noises
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Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-70000
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#726 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Well, it's the flowers on the mountain meadow. I don't think mountains actually have a smell.
Now, for guys, you don't need a product like that. You can just hang one of those air-freshener trees for the car around his tallywhacker like a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a doorknob, so the tree dangles in the testicular area. ![]() |
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Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#728 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
Casino cash: $10126924
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I drank way too much beer last night.
I've been in a haze all day, even with a redbull, a doubleshot and a power bar. ****, I just don't get an smarter. ![]() |
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#729 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-70000
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#730 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#731 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-70000
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#732 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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I have so much crap to do at home... but I'm stuck at work w/ nothing to do. This sucks!
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#733 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#734 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
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I just had some grapes-white seedless-grapes are good
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#735 |
Fan club member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Land of OZ
Casino cash: $10005117
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hangover! ~(:-p)
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