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Join Date: Sep 2002
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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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We're almost there!
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#722 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Fair enough, goody two shoes... and yes, Lemmy was one ugly sumbitch
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"Think BOOM!"
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This is more like it, or classical music:
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
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My last 2 were Hagar and lead singer of Black Crows
Chris Crow sucked like nothing Ibe ever seen before and never want to see again. Sammy was off the hook. Except for one thing. We were front row. Rocking out. When this super hot chick asks me if she can get on my shoulders and take pics. On a scale of 1 through 10. I shit you not. She was a 12. So she gets on my shoulders. We ended up kinda moving around the very front of the stage. Were rocking, were talking between songs. After 45 minutes or so Im thinking to myself. Im in like Flynn with this smoking hot girl. Nope......****ing drummers wife.
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Rabbi Goldmann
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hoc impetu faciendo non stabit
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hoc impetu faciendo non stabit
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hoc impetu faciendo non stabit
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pie is never free
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Supporter
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We are going to make a 1000 posts in this mother ****er
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I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
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I have a feeling this will get to 1000 then like 40 CPers will have their own explanation
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I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
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Maybe he buried the answer under a giant “H”
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#733 |
Fish are scared of me
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#734 |
pie is never free
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Emporer of Mongo
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