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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

**Donger** · 07-22-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Your wife complains about it alot to me too

That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.

**Iowanian** · 07-22-2009, 04:16 PM

I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

I wish you'd have paid attention to any of the solid advice given to you in the past 5-6 years.

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.

**ChiTown** · 07-22-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.

Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and ****ing her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?

**dirk digler** · 07-22-2009, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.

I don't know about that I only get her good side

kstater · 07-22-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and ****ing her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?

Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.

**dirk digler** · 07-22-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.

Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds

88TG88 · 07-22-2009, 04:36 PM

You fonud the anal chick on the same AFF site ?

Katipan · 07-22-2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

PS - I think I showed it to luv once. She probably has an unbiased opinion.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

Hammock Parties · 07-22-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

lol

I haven't lied about a thing in this thread.

Not one thing.

Hammock Parties · 07-22-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and ****ing her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?

Whoa, you have them confused, my friend. Ass girl is a different female.

Hammock Parties · 07-22-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds

I am pretty sure Saturday is going to be my "real" first time.

She's 26. And I ain't drinking a drop of alcohol.

Hammock Parties · 07-22-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

OK, I lied. But luv is like my sounding board. I bounce things off her.

Heh heh.

keg in kc · 07-22-2009, 05:58 PM

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.

Although maybe that's a bad idea. Hers is probably bigger.

Hammock Parties · 07-22-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.

I'm not really a fan of looking at female genitalia for some reason.

Ass girl sent me like five pictures of hers and my response was "eh...got any pictures of you in tight jeans?"

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 07-22-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

If I had a match I'd burn this thread. GC is a worthless excuse for a man. This is alot like luv's, "woe is me, my ex ****ed me over regarding a car and I'm still starting threads about it." If GC or luv never started a thread again it would be too soon. They're two peas in a pod... lonely and homely.

Blunt.

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