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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #7216
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It was mostly the wine...and her gaping berginer.

Plus, he said he'd bring viagra.
What? You had a date and couldn't achieve erection?
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #7217
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It was mostly the wine...and her gaping berginer.

Plus, he said he'd bring viagra.
The pill might do the trick.

But I have some shocking news for you: this bitch is going to be anything but tight.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:40 PM   #7218
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wine gives you a whiskey dick, and you wouldn't know a gaping giner.

That was just limbered up because you weren't the first cowboy at that rodeo that day.



You're a douche and one of these days, one of these other internet-orgy Dbags is going to horse cock you in the shitter.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:41 PM   #7219
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The pill might do the trick.

But I have some shocking news for you: this bitch is going to be anything but tight.
More shocking news: He won't care if he's on Viagra.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:44 PM   #7220
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More shocking news: He won't care if he's on Viagra.
I honestly have no frame of reference for medical assistance for my cock.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:46 PM   #7221
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... the look on your face when he sneaks up behind you and gives you a rusty trombone.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:58 PM   #7222
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Get a list of references from them just to make sure you aren't going to be forced to fellate him while she holds a rusty razor to your nutsack.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #7223
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Sounds like they're more beneficial for men.
Well if you are not doing them, you are probably not getting enough sex = Which sounds like beneficial to you..
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:06 PM   #7224
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I honestly have no frame of reference for medical assistance for my cock.
My knowledge comes from my mother. She's says it's akin to someone shoving rebar into "stepdaddy's" dick. And she's tiny tiny. Like 5'2" maybe.

I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me.

No. His buddy was out.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:15 PM   #7225
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My knowledge comes from my mother. She's says it's akin to someone shoving rebar into "stepdaddy's" dick. And she's tiny tiny. Like 5'2" maybe.

I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me.

No. His buddy was out.
Probably for the best.

Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time.

By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:18 PM   #7226
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Probably for the best.

Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time.

By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom.
Lord, she told me about one b/f that she caught feeding his dog his jizz.

Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:19 PM   #7227
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Lord, she told me about one b/f that she caught feeding his dog his jizz.

Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz.
Man Juice?
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:20 PM   #7228
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Man Juice?
"omg his... you know! his stuff! finished in his hand and then fed it to the dog. what is that??"
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:23 PM   #7229
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:23 PM   #7230
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Lord, she told me about one b/f that she caught feeding his dog his jizz.

Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz.
I always find "nut" to be more aesthetically pleasing, too.

Hey, it's part of a food group. How cute...
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