Chiefs It's that time again!!! - Page 48

KChiefsQT · 09-01-2009, 12:37 PM

It's been forever guys (and gals)!!! With the season right around the corner I thought I'd pop in and see how everyone's doing. Gonna try not to be such a stranger....been really busy with work, and life! Hope everyone is well and as excited for the season as I am!

GOOOOO CHIEFSSSSSSSS!

sedated · 09-01-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Bullshit.

If either party is unwilling to engage and perform "normal" sexual acts (vaginal intercourse, oral sex, etc.), then it's time to move.

I don't care how much you "love" someone, if you're not getting your rocks off, it ain't gonna end well.

I think you and I are talking about different things entirely.

And I agree with you.

**Buehler445** · 09-01-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

Yeah it's more like I got tested, found out I am indeed disease free, and not to the point where I want to just pump some random skank because I'm lonely or drunk. Except for that slutty bartender, I would have banged her if you didn't ruin it, but only because I'd been drinking all day at a family reunion and then got some JOOSE. It may just be a phase I'm going through. I thought I had mono a couple weeks ago, but it was just a sinus infection plus I still wake up with the morning wood everyday and felt like getting back in the gym finally after almost 2 weeks so it must just be a phase.

Disease free is gooooooooooooood.

Stay safe out there when you're pumping some random skank.

Dante84 · 09-01-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

TMI? Naw I'm proud to have a flawless wang.

It better be sunny on Sat or the Jones will suck. All I want is 1 more pool day before fall.... but I agree, there will be a lot of dirty girls there fo sho.

I work at the Jones as my weekend job, guys.... I hope you get some!

This weekend (Sat., Sun) are going to be insane. There is a DJ flying in from Hollywood on Saturday (DJ Stonerock, maybe Dane knows him?) and then Sunday there is some former supermodel-turned DJ coming (Sky Nellor?).

I have seen some wild things while on the clock. I like my job a lot.

If you guys want free cover, PM me and I will throw you on my list.

Dante84 · 09-01-2009, 11:39 PM

And here's the other chick:

booger · 09-02-2009, 02:34 AM

boobies are so much fun. You can smash them together like when i was a little lad smashing my toy cars together and making crashing noises.

you can get them to twirl in circles. One clockwise the other counter clockwise. You can pretend to be in trouble and make them slap you in the face.

You can stick your mouth over them and blow to make loud fart noises.

you can get them to dangle in you face, tapping each cheeck pretending they make kissing noises.

You can get them in a headlock and give em noogies like you little brother.

Gottla love them boobies. Big, small, somewhere in between. Not much u can't do with a titty. They make the world a better place, did i mention pretending to have a conversation with them when they dangle in your face?

God Bless Boobies.

**Rausch** · 09-02-2009, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Not hardly. But I'm not about to publicly display my breasts to a bunch of men over the net b/c I have respect for my husband. Why is this so hard for u to grasp?

I love my wife, she means the world to me, but if I had a 12 inch brat that bastard would be in my avatar and have it's own wallet photos...

**Rausch** · 09-02-2009, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Screw that. Then the thread goes pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

Last time my thread went pzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt was when you thought you'd make a funny and got booted for the 1st (of many) times...

Hootie · 09-02-2009, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

34 B... 36 D

I prefer 34 B myself...36 D? Too big.

Hootie · 09-02-2009, 03:09 AM

P.S. Since she posted a picture of JUST HER BOOBS and nothing else...I've seen other pictures...she's what we like to call a ...butterface.

and I thought that before the fake tits...now she's a butterface with fake tits and I hate fake tits...34 B is like...the perfect tit size if you ask me...anything bigger just means you're going to get fat when you're older. Fake boobs are so blaaaaaaaaah.

**Rausch** · 09-02-2009, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

P.S. Since she posted a picture of JUST HER BOOBS and nothing else...I've seen other pictures...she's what we like to call a ...butterface.

and I thought that before the fake tits...now she's a butterface with fake tits and I hate fake tits...34 B is like...the perfect tit size if you ask me...anything bigger just means you're going to get fat when you're older. Fake boobs are so blaaaaaaaaah.

I never understood the "butterface" comments.

Trust me, it fits there too...

**Saulbadguy** · 09-02-2009, 06:32 AM

Well, good morning, folks.

Hammock Parties · 09-02-2009, 07:59 AM

Better save that shit, folks.

**ChiTown** · 09-02-2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Well, good morning, folks.

I need to examine the nipples. Seriously. The hallmark of a great bewb job is the look of the nipple after the masterpiece is complete.

QT, pls provide a pic of the new nips. TIA

Simply Red · 09-02-2009, 08:10 AM

**Baby Lee** · 09-02-2009, 08:31 AM

Gotta ask, Kara, is that schnooz in your avatar your own little tribute to Teddy's passing?

09-01-2009, 12:37 PM
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	It's that time again!!! It's been forever guys (and gals)!!! With the season right around the corner I thought I'd pop in and see how everyone's doing. Gonna try not to be such a stranger....been really busy with work, and life! Hope everyone is well and as excited for the season as I am! GOOOOO CHIEFSSSSSSSS!
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2131450	boobies are so much fun. You can smash them together like when i was a little lad smashing my toy cars together and making crashing noises. you can get them to twirl in circles. One clockwise the other counter clockwise. You can pretend to be in trouble and make them slap you in the face. You can stick your mouth over them and blow to make loud fart noises. you can get them to dangle in you face, tapping each cheeck pretending they make kissing noises. You can get them in a headlock and give em noogies like you little brother. Gottla love them boobies. Big, small, somewhere in between. Not much u can't do with a titty. They make the world a better place, did i mention pretending to have a conversation with them when they dangle in your face? God Bless Boobies. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	P.S. Since she posted a picture of JUST HER BOOBS and nothing else...I've seen other pictures...she's what we like to call a ...butterface. and I thought that before the fake tits...now she's a butterface with fake tits and I hate fake tits...34 B is like...the perfect tit size if you ask me...anything bigger just means you're going to get fat when you're older. Fake boobs are so blaaaaaaaaah.
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