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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I知 leaving forever.

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Old 04-30-2021, 03:48 PM   #706
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:48 PM   #707
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:53 PM   #708
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Thanks.
What are you doing with this information?
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:54 PM   #709
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:55 PM   #710
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I just Googled him. It sounds like he was expelled from the aircraft, so he didn't die in a plane (most likely).
Id like to know what you think of this guitarist.
Especially the intro to the song. Think you'll like that part.
Hes Fast Eddie Clark. From Motor Head. You know Lemme.
https://youtu.be/5A_cRfqbs3w
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:58 PM   #711
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Id like to know what you think of this guitarist.
Especially the intro to the song. Think you'll like that part.
Hes Fast Eddie Clark. From Motor Head. You know Lemme.
https://youtu.be/5A_cRfqbs3w
It made me think of Robin Hood for some reason.
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:59 PM   #712
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Maybe patteau thinks this will take like a week and the message is supposed to be along the lines of "by now, I've sailed for days towards my very own island in the South Pacific with no contact to the outside world" ....and we'll hit 1000 within two days and this secret person will text patteau and be like, "they've already done it, you might as well just logon and post it yourself".
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:59 PM   #713
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What are you doing with this information?

Adding turkey feathers, Angels breath,, 2 Barbies, and a flashlight to this information.
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Old 04-30-2021, 03:59 PM   #714
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Id like to know what you think of this guitarist.
Especially the intro to the song. Think you'll like that part.
Hes Fast Eddie Clark. From Motor Head. You know Lemme.
https://youtu.be/5A_cRfqbs3w
Highly doubt he knows who Lemmy is, not real sure what he knows about music period, actually

Dong, would you please tell us who your three favorite bands are?

And what concert did you last attend?
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Old 04-30-2021, 04:02 PM   #715
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Adding turkey feathers, Angels breath,, 2 Barbies, and a flashlight to this information.
Oh, so just the usual.

Carry on.
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Old 04-30-2021, 04:02 PM   #716
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No I dont believe so.
But definitely could have chosen a cleaner recording.
Dont think thats the studio version we all know.
I wonder if Ozzy rerecorded it for the Brutal Legend video game soundtrack?
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Old 04-30-2021, 04:02 PM   #717
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Old 04-30-2021, 04:02 PM   #718
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Highly doubt he knows who Lemmy is, not real sure what he knows about music period, actually

Dong, would you please tell us who your three favorite bands are?

And what concert did you last attend?
I've heard of Lemming and Motorhead. He's the one with all the growths all over his face, right? And, I think I know one song of theirs. Ace of Spades?

Tool, Prodigy and Peter Gabriel.

I believe it was Adam and the Ants circa 1985.
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Old 04-30-2021, 04:03 PM   #719
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I wonder if Ozzy rerecorded it for the Brutal Legend video game soundtrack?
Could have.
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