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08-23-2014, 05:09 PM | #706 |
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08-23-2014, 05:10 PM | #707 |
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08-23-2014, 05:11 PM | #708 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.
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08-23-2014, 05:15 PM | #709 |
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I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity
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08-23-2014, 05:23 PM | #710 |
Sarcasm
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08-23-2014, 05:27 PM | #711 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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THAT'S WHY YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED CREEP
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08-23-2014, 05:32 PM | #712 | |
pie is never free
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08-23-2014, 05:51 PM | #713 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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08-23-2014, 08:01 PM | #714 |
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Troll long, troll strong.
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08-23-2014, 08:02 PM | #715 |
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The reason why you don't get laid is you're a ****ing creeper.
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08-23-2014, 08:28 PM | #716 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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I see a rape van in your future.
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08-23-2014, 10:48 PM | #717 |
Consuming CP souls
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How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.
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08-23-2014, 10:54 PM | #718 | |
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B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst.
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08-23-2014, 11:06 PM | #719 |
The shit-winds are blowin
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Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?
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08-24-2014, 12:10 AM | #720 |
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I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?
This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help. |
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