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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:26 AM   #706
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IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??

Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish?
No kids that I know of.

I have a brother and my parents both hate my bike and how I ride it. They dont know and will not know about me getting a ticket for going 100+. Dont want to worry them.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:27 AM   #707
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I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
I really don't need props.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:28 AM   #708
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I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
Yeah, haters.

You call out police officers for actually doing their job and use the term pig several times to describe them for pulling you over. You put yourself and others around you in danger when you go 100+ mph. You are correct - we are all jealous of your (short) life style and are all haters.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:31 AM   #709
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Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.

There is nothing wrong w/ masturbation, I encourage it. It takes a real man to admit he `jacks.`
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:32 AM   #710
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I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
I'm totally jealous. What you don't realize is that 99% of girls think you're a reerun for endangering yourself like that. Sure, you'll find some girls who think it's cool for 10 minutes but once that initial thrill is gone you're through. Gosh, you must be really awesome to be able to pull a chick with your motorcycle. If you had a personality and a triple digit IQ you'd be unstoppable.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:32 AM   #711
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:33 AM   #712
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I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.
Chicks dig cool guys until their dead or maimed and then they move on the next cool guy....

ask the chick if she like the previous cool guy before he bought it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:36 AM   #713
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Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).

There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:36 AM   #714
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There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.
Oh, hell....
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:36 AM   #715
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:37 AM   #716
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Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Obviously since you're such a good driver you aren't endangering anybody at all going 100+.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:38 AM   #717
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There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.
How much did that set you back?
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:39 AM   #718
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Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).
I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately??
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:40 AM   #719
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How much did that set you back?
Not much. I was feeling like the last kid picked in kickball.

The clap treatments were expensive, though. Didn't want to claim it with insurance and all...
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:41 AM   #720
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I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately??
Heh. Good question.
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