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You were so flaccid you couldn't satisfy her?
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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![]() Based on your comments, you just proved that it is indeed difficult for a gay man to enjoy the pleasures of a woman.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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Here's an idea for your new schtick. The trials and tribulations of your quest to work for Sports Illustrated
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Stay positive, don't give up
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Go Boy you have to insert your penie to really have had sex with a woman ..
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PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious bundle of sticks EVER.
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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sooo, goatboy said he had sex, and you all are lapping it up. Gotta love the offseason.....
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At this point, knowing I had sex is enough for me. I'm not particularly proud of the fact I went limp like an old man.
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Hey, at least I didn't have to pay for it. A chick WANTED to have sex with me.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Am I mistaken? Also... I honestly think you're gay. I had a friend that banged another chick friend of my wife's and she said he couldn't stay hard either. We all suspected the guy friend to be gay but that sorta confirmed it. He threw up some BS excuse as to why he couldn't stay hard... She believed him. ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Well dude......you got your dick wet.......now move on.
Find a girl that's younger and more around your age. Just remember this....all girls are not cum dumpsters....and you actually have to treat them with respect to get in their pants. Move on from this.....with experience. AND SEND ME THE GAT DAMN NUDES OF THIS CHICK!!!!!! |
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When a chick wants to have sex with you it's because she's been courted and seduced by your charm, wit, and looks. There's a gigantic difference and the latter is hugely more rewarding. |
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