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#6886 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Casino cash: $10009184
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I'm pulling an all nighter until I hear the news.
very very bored |
Posts: 6,274
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#6887 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $4349601
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THis is awesome! It's like the DNC headquarters on election night.
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Posts: 11,887
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#6888 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Parkville MO
Casino cash: $10005170
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Posts: 54,695
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#6889 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
Casino cash: $7919900
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**** I gotta go to bed.
I'll check in in the morning. |
Posts: 44,565
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#6890 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $4349601
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If I stay up any longer I'm gonna go get a 6-pack and box of Cheezits.
g'nite! |
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#6891 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $4349601
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****, that beer an Cheezits sounds awesome right now
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Posts: 11,887
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#6892 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $4349601
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no, I'm going to bed.
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#6893 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Casino cash: $10009184
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NOOOOOO STAY UP
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#6894 |
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Casino cash: $
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I'm going to take a real live breathing lady to bed in a few minutes and we love one another. There's nothing better than that. Nothing.
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#6895 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Casino cash: $10009184
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Who loses their virginity on a Tuesday anyways. WTF is that
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#6896 |
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#6897 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Casino cash: $10009184
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If goatse dies can I have his caisno cash ?
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Posts: 6,274
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#6898 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
Casino cash: $4349601
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I did.
Was my pal's family friend's daughter. The parents all went bowling together every Tuesday. The kids (old teenagers) statyed at the apartment and watched movies. My friend gave me the heads up that she was there, said she wanted me to come over (I had made out with her at their Christmas party a couple weeks earlier). I jumped on my 10-speed (I was 15) and rode over. We all hung out for a few minutes, then I went into his mom's room and made out with the girl and then we did the deed. It was awesome. She was incredible in bed, skinny, blonde and had, like, 36DDs. I left about an hour later and started to ride home, then my bike chain broke after two blocks. I walked my bike home for like two miles, then went in the house and joined my family watching "Battle of the Network Stars" I remember thinking to myself, as I watched Barbie Benton and Patrick Duffy row a plastic canoe across a swimming pool, "Well, that was it. There it was. We now return you to your normal 10-speed bike and shit TV show teenage life. Thanks for participating ." |
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#6899 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
Casino cash: $13390126
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Does this thread EVER die?
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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