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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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Would an idiot do that?
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04-30-2021, 02:53 PM | #678 |
Life is changing..
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04-30-2021, 02:53 PM | #679 |
Life is changing..
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04-30-2021, 02:53 PM | #680 |
pie is never free
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04-30-2021, 02:54 PM | #681 |
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Who is Randy Rhoads?
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04-30-2021, 02:55 PM | #682 |
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America is full of systemic racism. Make America great again!
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04-30-2021, 02:57 PM | #683 |
You think you can get by this?
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Oh....we could always turn this into a DC thread and move it there. There are tons of threads there full of posts about nothing. They'd probably never even notice.
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04-30-2021, 02:58 PM | #684 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Jesus christ what is this a ****ing interrogation?
Quit bustin' my balls, man.
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04-30-2021, 03:02 PM | #685 |
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This son of a bat is gonna get to 1,000 isn’t he?
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04-30-2021, 03:03 PM | #686 |
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looks like it
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04-30-2021, 03:04 PM | #687 |
In Search of a Life
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Defund the police!!
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04-30-2021, 03:08 PM | #688 |
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A classical musician 1st and lead guitarist
for Ozzy 2nd ,before his tragic death in a airplane. Many say the best to ever play the guitar.
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04-30-2021, 03:08 PM | #689 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Yeah well those people are wankers.
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04-30-2021, 03:10 PM | #690 |
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Wham fan are you?
Maybe Duran Durans your thing. Thats cool. My little sister loves them both.
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