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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

**Bowser** · 06-30-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

I can only assume silence is good.

She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

He's on the verge of becoming the 40 year old virgin. I have no doubt that's what he'd be like if he doesn't get his dick wet in the next dozen years.

I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

She probably has him tied up Gimp style in the basement, and he can't reach his phone.

Getting tied up the first time? Wow. I'm jealous.

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:35 PM

You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-30-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I really do hope he gets it tonight. It's nearly consumed him. Of course, I, too, was 27 before I lost mine, and I know how I was. I'm guessing it's much worse for a guy.

I could not even begin to imagine being a 27 year old virgin man. I don't see how it's humanly possible.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-30-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.

Dude.

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude.

Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.

Sure-Oz · 06-30-2009, 10:38 PM

Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him

**DeezNutz** · 06-30-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him

Oh ****. Hadn't really thought about a mugging.

I just figured his dick would fall off in a week if it were actually touched by her infected love canal.

**Bowser** · 06-30-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Hopefully at worst he comes out of this getting some and an std, rather than getting robbed and beaten by the dudes waiting for him

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:40 PM

Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. Something about working in the morning. I'll have to catch up in the morning before I head out to work.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-30-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Oh, c'mon. That'd be funny.

It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 06-30-2009, 10:41 PM

This girl is 39 and has never birthed a child. There is a good chance that her love canal would not resemble the Carlsbad Caverns.

**DeezNutz** · 06-30-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.

And solidify the fact that you (luv) would be required to pop his cherry.

**luv** · 06-30-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

It would definitely keep this thread alive for another 6 months. And you would go down in Chiefsplanet lore.

Nah, I've had more than my fair share of moments on here. I'll pass the torch.

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06-30-2009, 10:35 PM	#6844
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-470000	You know what would be really funny? If I started texting him every five minutes acting like a pissed off girlfriend...lol.
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luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-470000	Unfortunately, I need to get to bed. Something about working in the morning. I'll have to catch up in the morning before I head out to work.
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