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**doomy3** · 08:13 PM

Just to fill everyone in on the history of this:

RoR decided he wanted to make an IP Ban bet. The terms were as follows:

Cassel vs. Sanchez: Whoever had the most total yards this season wins, and the loser gets an IP Ban. Obviously he is backing Sanchez and I am backing Cassel.

Those were the terms. His idea, and I accepted the terms. There are quotes from the thread that the bet was made below. He was emphatic that he would leave if he lost, and I would do the same. Now, it looks like Sanchez will end up with fewer yards than Cassel, (he is around 400 short after this week), and now RoR says he will not leave unless a MOD enforces this.

We need a MOD to step up here. I would have left had I lost, and haven't been running my mouth all season about this stupid bet like he has. When Cassel was behind earlier in the season, I said on several occasions that if I lost, I was gone.

**See Post #2 in this thread for details and quotes from RoR and myself about the bet.**

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 12:48 AM

I am immature, admittedly so, and I think things are funny that probably aren't too most...

GUILTY

kcfanXIII · 12-28-2009, 12:49 AM

how bout, "if i were a mod, i'd ban all the stupid people"

oh no, wait, i'd go through with that. and typically, i don't make claims like you're siting mr 6th grader. i tend to say things like, "if the chiefs lose to the raiders at home, i won't pay to see a game until carl is gone" and i'm a MAN of my word. i haven't been back. but please, go ahead and think the whole world operates with the mentality of a 6th grader, you ****ing waste of human flesh.

**BossChief** · 12-28-2009, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

No dude...I snuck into her room, choked her out, planted an AIDS tree in her school project, had my way with her, stole her money, spit in her contact solution, and spiked her morning coffee pot with a roofie...

alright, then your ok with me until further notice...

kcfanXIII · 12-28-2009, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I am immature, admittedly so, and I think things are funny that probably aren't too most...

GUILTY

and you are proud of this? jfc, go root for the raiders, we don't need you here.

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 12:52 AM

I also think people who take everything serious are stupid....

Funny story...

Me, Steve, Darren, Andy...we go to El Toro the other night...(mexican restaurant)...real cold...blizzard...frozen outside...

Steve usually leaves his car doors unlocked but locks them when we eat...we come out (freezing cold)...and his locks are frozen...can't get into his car...

We try...passenger lock...

Want to know what idea we used (that didn't work)?

I literally pee'd on the lock...while Steve tried to open the lock...

That pretty much sums up what kind of person I am, and what kind of people I hang out with!

(Really ****ing clever people!)

I eventually ordered a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee) and we got them open that way...much more accurate...

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 12:53 AM

and yeah, I paid $1.50 for the coffee plus a tip...so you're damn right I took some cream.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-28-2009, 12:54 AM

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Hootie · 12-28-2009, 12:56 AM

I do start some pretty epic threads...

Usually get some nice positive rep from them, too...

It's only hamas/dane/mecca (the people that I get to the most) that are offended by them...

If I was buddy buddy with Hamas he wouldn't say shit, ever...

But I get to him more than anyone on this site and he knows it...thin skin Hamas Jenkins.

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 12:57 AM

and at least my drunk dipshit threads aren't depressing...

Hamas throws drinks at girls...

I think that trumps anything mean I've ever done to a girl at a bar.

kcfanXIII · 12-28-2009, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

I also think people who take everything serious are stupid....

Funny story...

Me, Steve, Darren, Andy...we go to El Toro the other night...(mexican restaurant)...real cold...blizzard...frozen outside...

Steve usually leaves his car doors unlocked but locks them when we eat...we come out (freezing cold)...and his locks are frozen...can't get into his car...

We try...passenger lock...

Want to know what idea we used (that didn't work)?

I literally pee'd on the lock...while Steve tried to open the lock...

That pretty much sums up what kind of person I am, and what kind of people I hang out with!

(Really ****ing clever people!)

I eventually ordered a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee) and we got them open that way...much more accurate...

two things:
#1 i'm no attention whore, so i have no doubt you have no idea who i am, but i don't take EVERYTHING seriously, but there are some things that are off limits.

#2 if you pissed on my car, for any reason, i'm gonna rip your dick off. and you'd be walking in the snow.

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 01:01 AM

dude he was sitting there yelling at me because I was missing the lock too much...

I wasted half my stream on the handle instead of the lock because I couldn't get a steady stream going...it was forced pee so it was kind of choppy...

Jerm · 12-28-2009, 01:05 AM

Hmmm wondering how this thread went fron ROR getting the ban hammer for a bet to Hootie banging a drunk chick in semi zombie mode, Hamas going LJ on chicks in the bar (cakn patna) and Hootie pissing on a car and taking coffee condiments.

Jesus Christ, I ****ing love this place.
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kcfanXIII · 12-28-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

dude he was sitting there yelling at me because I was missing the lock too much...

I wasted half my stream on the handle instead of the lock because I couldn't get a steady stream going...it was forced pee so it was kind of choppy...

i don't give a shit if your sixth grade buddies were yelling at you for pissing on their mom's car's handle. i'm telling you that any grown man, would not tolerate anyone pissing on their car.

Hootie · 12-28-2009, 01:09 AM

that's the difference between your world and mine then, I suppose...

we all took a minute to reflect as we were driving home on how we were probably some of the only people who would have tried to unlock a frozen lock with human urine...

If that is something that isn't funny to people on this board, then I simply think they lack a sense of humor.

But hey, I'm allowed to have an opinion, and so are you...=)

Chiefs4TheWin · 12-28-2009, 01:10 AM

This is the best thread I've lurked on CP yet, therefor I must post in it!

12-27-2009, 06:21 PM
doomy3 Supporter Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3333539	Raised on Riots is the Most Spineless, Nutless, Bet Welching Coward on this Board Just to fill everyone in on the history of this: RoR decided he wanted to make an IP Ban bet. The terms were as follows: Cassel vs. Sanchez: Whoever had the most total yards this season wins, and the loser gets an IP Ban. Obviously he is backing Sanchez and I am backing Cassel. Those were the terms. His idea, and I accepted the terms. There are quotes from the thread that the bet was made below. He was emphatic that he would leave if he lost, and I would do the same. Now, it looks like Sanchez will end up with fewer yards than Cassel, (he is around 400 short after this week), and now RoR says he will not leave unless a MOD enforces this. We need a MOD to step up here. I would have left had I lost, and haven't been running my mouth all season about this stupid bet like he has. When Cassel was behind earlier in the season, I said on several occasions that if I lost, I was gone. See Post #2 in this thread for details and quotes from RoR and myself about the bet. Last edited by doomy3; 12-27-2009 at 08:13 PM..
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12-28-2009, 12:48 AM	#661
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I am immature, admittedly so, and I think things are funny that probably aren't too most... GUILTY
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12-28-2009, 12:49 AM	#662
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	how bout, "if i were a mod, i'd ban all the stupid people" oh no, wait, i'd go through with that. and typically, i don't make claims like you're siting mr 6th grader. i tend to say things like, "if the chiefs lose to the raiders at home, i won't pay to see a game until carl is gone" and i'm a MAN of my word. i haven't been back. but please, go ahead and think the whole world operates with the mentality of a 6th grader, you ****ing waste of human flesh. __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
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12-28-2009, 12:52 AM	#665
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I also think people who take everything serious are stupid.... Funny story... Me, Steve, Darren, Andy...we go to El Toro the other night...(mexican restaurant)...real cold...blizzard...frozen outside... Steve usually leaves his car doors unlocked but locks them when we eat...we come out (freezing cold)...and his locks are frozen...can't get into his car... We try...passenger lock... Want to know what idea we used (that didn't work)? I literally pee'd on the lock...while Steve tried to open the lock... That pretty much sums up what kind of person I am, and what kind of people I hang out with! (Really ****ing clever people!) I eventually ordered a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee) and we got them open that way...much more accurate...
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12-28-2009, 12:53 AM	#666
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and yeah, I paid $1.50 for the coffee plus a tip...so you're damn right I took some cream.
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12-28-2009, 12:54 AM	#667
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12-28-2009, 12:56 AM	#668
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I do start some pretty epic threads... Usually get some nice positive rep from them, too... It's only hamas/dane/mecca (the people that I get to the most) that are offended by them... If I was buddy buddy with Hamas he wouldn't say shit, ever... But I get to him more than anyone on this site and he knows it...thin skin Hamas Jenkins.
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12-28-2009, 12:57 AM	#669
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	and at least my drunk dipshit threads aren't depressing... Hamas throws drinks at girls... I think that trumps anything mean I've ever done to a girl at a bar.
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12-28-2009, 01:01 AM	#671
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	dude he was sitting there yelling at me because I was missing the lock too much... I wasted half my stream on the handle instead of the lock because I couldn't get a steady stream going...it was forced pee so it was kind of choppy...
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12-28-2009, 01:05 AM	#672
Jerm Mahomes > God Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $4458996	Hmmm wondering how this thread went fron ROR getting the ban hammer for a bet to Hootie banging a drunk chick in semi zombie mode, Hamas going LJ on chicks in the bar (cakn patna) and Hootie pissing on a car and taking coffee condiments. Jesus Christ, I ***ing love this place. Posted via Mobile Device*
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12-28-2009, 01:09 AM	#674
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	that's the difference between your world and mine then, I suppose... we all took a minute to reflect as we were driving home on how we were probably some of the only people who would have tried to unlock a frozen lock with human urine... If that is something that isn't funny to people on this board, then I simply think they lack a sense of humor. But hey, I'm allowed to have an opinion, and so are you...=)
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12-28-2009, 01:10 AM	#675
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