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04-05-2023, 06:06 PM | #661 |
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We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?
They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown. What we know: ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure. Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep. Analysis: ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem. Edge: Staylor |
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04-05-2023, 06:11 PM | #662 |
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04-05-2023, 09:38 PM | #663 | |
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04-05-2023, 09:40 PM | #664 |
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Staylor survived Fidel Castro.
I think he's going to be just fine. |
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04-06-2023, 08:45 AM | #665 | |
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04-06-2023, 08:49 AM | #666 | |
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Maybe Staylor do got dat DAWG in ‘im.. He does a lot of barking. He’s either a bitch ass Chihuahua or a Rottweiler. There is no in between. |
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04-06-2023, 08:53 AM | #667 |
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Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.
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04-06-2023, 09:36 AM | #668 |
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04-06-2023, 09:37 AM | #669 | |
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04-06-2023, 09:38 AM | #670 |
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How did I miss a brinks truck story? Where the hell is that at?
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04-06-2023, 09:48 AM | #671 | |
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04-06-2023, 10:35 AM | #672 | |
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04-06-2023, 11:50 AM | #675 |
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