Child dies at Schlitterbahn in KCK

[tk13]

This is horrifying. Supposed to be a press conference soon with more details. Rumors seem to indicate it happened on the Verrukt, the world's tallest waterslide.

Boy, 12, killed in accident at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas City, Kan., police say. https://t.co/Msn6QJO1ZS pic.twitter.com/gse0gZvIC6

— Alex Johnson (@MAlexJohnson) August 7, 2016

[Deberg_1990]

No mention of the Corpus Christi park. I’ll bet it goes under. It’s their newest park but it’s had all kinds of problems and has drawn low numbers.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Originally Posted by KingPriest2

NO one died on the Orient

Only 1 person died there and it was the girls fault

This could ve been prevented but wasnt The signs were there but they did nothing to prevent it

Nobody died on the Orient but thousands—myself included—suffered permanent brain damage on that rattling son of a bitch.

[suzzer99]

Originally Posted by KingPriest2

NO one died on the Orient

Only 1 person died there and it was the girls fault

This could ve been prevented but wasnt The signs were there but they did nothing to prevent it

I went to school with a kid who got hit in the head by the Screamroller. He had to wear a helmet in the halls.

It was also his fault for climbing through the wooden fence - but he was like 3 at the time.

[Mecca]

Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.

[suzzer99]

You shut your whore mouth!



Btw it's still alive in Colombia.

[Demonpenz]

zambee zinger got interesting when you were 40 and single

[Gravedigger]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.

I would like to disagree.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

No mention of the Corpus Christi park. I’ll bet it goes under. It’s their newest park but it’s had all kinds of problems and has drawn low numbers.

It already did. They defaulted on the park and a bank bought it.

[MahiMike]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.

When I worked there, we would ride it backwards. Was a pretty cool, smooth ride back in the day.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.

When I was 5 I peed my pants on Octopus

[Chief Pagan]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Someone once died of boredom on the zambeze zinger.

Wasn't that the one that was causing too many people to get sick and complain and they added brakes to slow it down?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

It already did. They defaulted on the park and a bank bought it.

Bank-themed amusement parks can be really fun.

The "Liquid Asset"



The "Falling Interest Rates"



The "Revolving Line of Credit"



And of course, "20 percent off the top"

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Bank-themed amusement parks can be really fun.

The "Liquid Asset"



The "Falling Interest Rates"



The "Revolving Line of Credit"



And of course, "20 percent off the top"

I'd visit, but would skip that last ride IMO

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll

Nobody died on the Orient but thousands—myself included—suffered permanent brain damage on that rattling son of a bitch.

Rattling? I remember it jerked kinda hard into some of the turns but otherwise was fairly smooth. The Timber Wolf was the one that beat the holy crap out of you. Rode it one time and I was done with that shit.

[007]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Rattling? I remember it jerked kinda hard into some of the turns but otherwise was fairly smooth. The Timber Wolf was the one that beat the holy crap out of you. Rode it one time and I was done with that shit.

Orient kind of sucked for taller people because of the restraint system being one size fits all.